A New Piece of FFVII Merchandise Wafts Out of TGS 2009

Apparently Cloud Strife is continuing his foray into digital modeling and merchandising with the release of his new brand name cologne, “Cloud Strife.” The new cologne was showcased at Tokyo Gameshow 2009 in the Square Enix Merchandise booth. A bottle of the FFVII hero’s scent is going for 6,800 yen. No word for when it’ll be released over seas.

Because nothing says you’re SO CASH, than smelling like an JRPG hero from 1997! Although I am curious as to what this stuff would smell like…Thanks to Tennyo for bringing this.. rare gem of S-E news to our attention. Oh, and don’t worry female fans, the cologne is apparently unisex, so you can get in on Cloud’s sexy aura too. Glad to know Cloud’s still swinging both ways 12 years later.

Source: Destructoid Site


35 Responses to “A New Piece of FFVII Merchandise Wafts Out of TGS 2009”

  1. Calenlass says:

    O.O

    This isn’t a joke?

    Okaaaay….

    Curious as to what it smells like, LOL.

    ~Cal

  2. dan says:

    Just when you think they can’t possibly degrade FF7 any further…

  3. ChocoboChick says:

    STRIFE COLOGNE FTW! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
    …I wonder if this actually smells good?

    Degrade? Pfft! ;-)

  4. [...] basically impossible, I figure I’ll settle for the second-best thing, which is– –SMELLING LIKE CLOUD!!! If you think I’m kidding, you obviously don’t understand how profound this relationship [...]

  5. Zephyr says:

    lol. There are no words for this. *snorts*

  6. ForceStealer says:

    “Glad to know Cloud’s still swinging both ways 12 years later.”

    Hilarious, Mako. Well done. :)

    I AM curious what it smells like.

  7. IANM says:

    It’s really just too bad that we can’t leak a cologne over a torrent. I think I’d totally download it out of curiosity.

    What would Cloud Strife smell like, I wonder? 8D

    “Glad to know Cloud’s still swinging both ways 12 years later.”

    OHLOL XD

  8. Tennyo says:

    I still can’t look at this without feeling really awkward. XD

  9. DaySekay says:

    rawr!

    LOL

  10. Bekas says:

    first, Cloud’s acessories (rings, earrings…); now we got the cologne… what’ll be next, his hair gel?! XD HIS HAIR DYE AND TOOTHPASTE?!

    But, yeah… I’m curious about what does it smell like XD how should be the scent of a hero…?

    … besides sweat, blood and dirt….. <_<

    • ForceStealer says:

      If they actually released hair gel that works as well as his they’d be billionaires

        • Silver Elite says:

          how about sephiroth’s shampoo? :D i remembered in final fantasy: crisis core (PSP FFVII game), there’s this group called the silver elite (elite super fans of Sephiroth), and in this group they would send you mails and stuff about the hero-turned-destroyer-of-mankind. anyway, the first letter you would receive says something about his shampoo. anyway, it goes something like this, and i quote:

          “FIRST LETTER—

          The scent of silver winds

          Dear members of the Silver Elite:
          In this update, we present another piece of Sephiroth trivia–the secrets to his beautiful long hair.
          The hair products he uses are of the highest grade, made and supplied by the Shinra Company.
          He seems to use one whole bottle of both shampoo and conditioner every time he washes his hair.
          They are scented with thirteen kinds of perfumes, including Rose and Vanilla.
          Apparently, the scent in the air after Sephiroth tosses his hair changes daily!”

          and quote! XD

          to cut the story short, if square ever did something as brilliant and as ridiculous as this.
          well, go figure! XD

  11. Lynn Strife says:

    omg, I wonder what Cloud smells like… I love this xD GO SQUARE ENIX!!! MOOOOOORE!!!!!

  12. Tetsujin says:

    I bet it smells shitty.

  13. Nagashiwa says:

    I want to have it *_*

  14. Zuu says:

    I lol’d. Very hard xD

  15. X-SOLDIER says:

    This news post just totally made my day.

    X

  16. JulesKD says:

    WTF, seriously? Hmm, five years in a tank, a dead man’s old clothes, Jenova cells, Mako, Geostigma, and days on end riding a bike and fighting. Toss in solitude and a hint of self-loathing and that’s exactly what I want to smell like. SIGN ME UP.

    ETA, unless this is the “Sexy Cologne” he wore to get into Don Corneo’s mansion. In which case, yeah, sign me the hell up for that, too. O_o

  17. KamuiKeyblade says:

    Fantastic!!! Ode cu Strife!!! Just what you need for that extra mile on a cosplay of Cloud, you have the look, the sword(s), the personality, and now, the scent. You may even forget you’re whoever you were. ^_^

    Must now procure and wear. @_@

  18. BWAngel says:

    I wonder if it will be anything like Sephiroth’s shampoo is suppose to be like. It goes from rotting dead guy to sexy bitch to studly puppet to…something else.

    What’s next Sephiroth’s shampoo or Zack’s deodorant?

    • Silver Elite says:

      dude, i remembered in final fantasy: crisis core (PSP FFVII game), there’s this group called the silver elite (elite super fans of Sephiroth), and in this group they would send you mails and stuff about the hero-turned-destroyer-of-mankind. anyway, the first letter you would receive says something about his shampoo. anyway, it goes something like this, and i quote:

      “FIRST LETTER—

      The scent of silver winds

      Dear members of the Silver Elite:
      In this update, we present another piece of Sephiroth trivia–the secrets to his beautiful long hair.
      The hair products he uses are of the highest grade, made and supplied by the Shinra Company.
      He seems to use one whole bottle of both shampoo and conditioner every time he washes his hair.
      They are scented with thirteen kinds of perfumes, including Rose and Vanilla.
      Apparently, the scent in the air after Sephiroth tosses his hair changes daily!”

      and quote! XD

      to cut the story short, if square ever did something like this.
      well, they’d be even more rich guys. billionaire even!

  19. Cthulhu says:

    Smells like… Blood and gore of thousands of creatures reduced to giblets, sweat, shit and piss (did you ever see him go to the bathroom?), sex, hair spray, Mako, gasoline, and manflesh.

    I’ll pass, kthx :monster:.

  20. Sephiroth_Owa13 says:

    Omg this made me laugh to much XD
    Cloud’s scent…. wow
    I vote for Sephiroth’s shampoo next! Who wouldn’t want that (what looks to be very smooth hair) smooth silky hair!

    But a warning….may case fan girls to attack without notice.

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