James Bond because I'm British. And a sexy Brit at that, too.
I'd a chosen A Team, but then I'm into cartoon violence
(Is the first time the interrogated has asked an interrogator a question in these threads?)
idk.... what do you think?
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I've been told I'm quite the demon when it gets to sexy times from ex's and one-timers, so you have been warned.
my knees are set atremblin' and my lips are a quiver, I'm ready when you are
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
IDK - genuine memory loss due to PTSD
I had my first boyfriend at 18 and my first girlfriend at either 19 or 20, I'm not sure at what point we got together.
I want you to name your A-Team immediately.
Hannibal: Aaron - He's the man with the plan!
Face: Joe - I have an image of him that may not be accurate, but please no one burden me with the truth!
Murdock: Telcontar - cos he's the coolest
BA: Mage - Octo - everyone loves her, good with kids but I ain't gettin on no Skype sucka!
Amy: Carlie - cos she asks awkward questions!! ><
Who doesn't?
- Palm of my hand - snow, sledge, hedge
- Eyebrow - motorbike, hedge
- forehead - school yard hit at extreme velocity
- Inside right leg - horse, cross country jump, skid, leg at bottom of a horse/jump pile up (messed up nerves there too, also have a motorbike exhaust burn there cos I couldn't feel it)
- Side of foot - pitchfork
- Inside thigh - bike handle bars
- back of hand by thumb - A bug in Martinique
- crook of elbow - cycling in London, junction, taxi, railings
- Elbow - car crash, turned over a convertible
- Top right arm, looks like a backwards 6 and got deep scar tissue there which makes me look like my arm is really muscly - Indonesia, horse training for a wild west stunt show, v disturbed mini horse-stallion and me had a disagreement, he "mounted" me, one hoof on my shoulder, the other on my elbow and bit down hard on my shoulder. To which all I could do was punch the fucker in the face to get him off until the horse team could push him off or he'dv killed me with his hooves if I'd have fallen.
About 1 month later he died of a snake bite - justice!
Who's your current celebrity crush?
I don't think I have one.
TBH I crush on attitude, not so much looks.
What drew you to TLS in the first place?
Aaron saying: Cab go to TLS.
If you were killed, who could you rely on to solve your murder?
My cat
It wouldn't make a difference to me either way and would change nothing. Life goes on.
Related to the previous question, who do you think could kill you?
I try not to burn bridges as a personal policy of survival. But there is a prostitute who really had it in for me back when I wasn't as careful. I could take her though (and did
), cos smack addict. I can't think of anyone else.
Would you make a good detective yourself?
No, not at all. But I'd make a pretty good criminal profiler and psychologist.
Anything fun you would do as a ghost?
Ohhh yeah! How cool are ghosties?! I'd got put the willies up capitalists and bankers to cause financial collapse and bring about the glorious revolution.
What would you call your autobiography and when can we pre-order it?
idk I usually pick album names and song titles for story titles cos I'm lazy like that, so Back in Black or Shook me all night long - suggestions welcome guys! Also I think I need someone to write it cos I'm lazy XD
I know I've done some cool stuff here and there, but there are very big parts of my life ie most of it, that is just snooze worthy.
Which standard (fantasy) RPG class are you?
The class of awesome.
What are your thoughts on transhumanism?
I think we need to invest our resources into sorting the earth and how we can all live here happily before we start fucking around with our bodies. I'm not against it per se, but I just don't see it as a priority. Our bodies function just fine if we stop subjecting them to shitty environments and food.
Would you ever take a job as an assassin?
No. Can't see any job satisfaction in this and people should do their own dirty work.
Suppose you're plunked on a tropical island. This island has a small village of free people, and large groups of bandits/pirates. What do you do?
Go to the beach and chill for a bit. Have a cup of tea. Then start counselling the bandits/pirates to understand the root cause of their frustrations in their choice of lifestyle. Then build bridges with the free people so we could all come to a mutually beneficial living arrangement on the island. Then go scuba diving.
Would you/have you ever swipe something from an ancient tomb/crypt, either for zomg historical artifact or just to have a posh souvenir to use as a talking point at home?
I'm actually really against this - I love history and think that ancient shit should be studies and preserved where possible. I get really angry when people take flash photos of beautiful old art and general tourist abuse of gorgeous places (like anywhere in Rome). Also when they get shells from beaches, idk for sure, but I reckon the sea needs most of the shells, circle of life etc. I did break this in martinique though and took a small shell and a couple of sea urchin carcasses, but I'm not proud of this.
I do tend to pick up stones from places I visit - mostly volcanoes or if I see a cool one, but I never keep more than I can carry in my jewelry box.
If you were a superheroine, what would your name be?
Wonderbra
Would you ever become a monster hunter?
Nah live and let live
I don't like earwigs too much, but that's no reason to kill them.
ummmm The Riddler
With that much steam, we won't even need to install a sauna in that mansion we will all live in.
You know it! Our windows will never need curtains
There should totally be a sitcom about Cab's harem. ...What would you call your own sitcom, starring you as the main character?
Sink the pink (
yeah ok I'm listening to AC/DC atm. )
If you could write and sing a song with anyone dead or alive, who would it be?
I have a hangover and thinking hurts.
If you could change anything about your body, what would it be?
My Boobs, I'd love to be a B cup
What's your clothing style like?
atm I'm all about skinny jeans and long sleeve t-shirts with short sleeve shirts over the top. I get very girly from time to time. On the farm, whatever's not muddy. I love randomly printed v neck t-shirts.
Who do you ship the most on TLS?
My head still hurts - explain to ship again?
cats but I like both.