Have you got 10p for a cup of tea?
I'm brewing some specially; Do you want some?
Who would play you in a film of your life?
Ryan Gosling.
A riddle, wrapped up in a mystery, wrapped up in an enigma - would you say that is a fair assesment of you?
Sounds cool, so yes!
What are you like in real life?
I talk only when absolutely needed. I suck at social interactions. If I ever meet you guys in real life, there would probably be a LOT of awkward silence.
What do you eat? Do you eat?
I don't really have "a" favourite thing to eat. I eat anything gives me enough energy to sustain my next activity. If I had to pick one though... Fish and Chips. You can't go wrong with Fish and Chips.
Very important: Favoritestestest gif of all time?
Can we see a picture of you? A proper pictar?
Where do you find all those perfect gifs?
Here!
I meditate. Or masturbate. Or both...
You were in the army right? Which bit, doing what, why, how long, why'd ya leave and would you go back?
Yes. However, I can't talk about it. It's confidential. For realz.
I was really happy when I left, but I kinda miss it now. It was fun.
Have you ever been in a fisticuffs fight? How did it start and who finished it?
Nope. But I want to!
1) Linkin Park
2) U2
3) Daft Punk
4) Eminem
5) Coldplay
Top 5 films from teenhood years
1) Jurassic Park
2) Jumanji
3) Space Jam
4) Lion King
5) The Land Before Time
Do you prefer blow jobs or penetrative sex?
Sex.
Are you hideously scarred beneath the mask?
If you are scarred like Licorice suggests, do you also have a healing factor a la Deadpool?
No. I'm just too handsome for common folk.
How do you feel about vegetarians.
There's nothing wrong with being a vegetarian.
Have you ever assembled an item of furniture from IKEA, and if so, how did that go?
Love their instructions. Simple and clean. Been using all of their stuff for years.
Top 5 cars you would own if money was no object, and why.
1) 1999 Dodge Viper GTS (Played Test Drive when I was young. This is the first car in the car selection thing you see. It was love at first sight.)
2) 1982 DeLorean DMC-12 (For obvious reasons.)
3) 2002 V12 Vanquish (Die Another Day. It was badass!)
4) 1976 British Leyland Mini 1000 (Mr. Bean's car!)
5) 2008 Lamborghini Reventon (Sexy as hell.)
Do you believe in true love forever after with one person?
Yes.
Would you like to have children one day? if yes, how many, and what names would you give them?
I don't plan to get married, nor have children. =\
What's the most difficult recipe you've ever cooked?
Made banana cupcakes recently. That's the hardest thing I've "cooked".
2nd hardest thing I've made would probably be a bacon and egg sandwich. I usually eat canned food or takeaway. I eat like a slightly more well-off hobo.
What's your job aside from entertaining me on Skype?
I'm studying for a degree in Computer Science. Majoring in Game Development. You guys will be playing my games soon.
I love both equally.
What kind of date would you take me out on?
A Ryan Gosling filmfest. At home!
What are your top 3 talents?
1) Coding.
2) I eat really fast.
3) That's it I guess!
How would you describe your teenage years?
I was fat, ate a lot, didn't exercise, got really bad haircuts, played lots of video games. I was that fat nerd no one likes. Then army happened.
Tell us about a cool holiday you went on.
NEW-FUCKING-ZEALAND.
Went around North Island seeing filming locations for LOTR. That was cool. Highlight of the trip was driving to Mt. Doom. We spent an hour finding for a way to get nearer to the mountain but gave up. I got super sad.
BUT, we found it on the way out and man, it was amazing. The feeling of getting your hopes crushed, and then rebuilt.
Will you promise to answer the questions honestly?
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.