NERV Agent

I sexually identify as a multipurpose synthetic humanoid decisive weapon Evangelion. Ever since I was a loli shota I dreamed of leaping over New Tokyo-3 dropping hot sticky loads of LCL on disgusting Lillin. People say to me that a person being a mecha is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having Dr. Akagi install armor plating, an S2 engine, and depressed teenager in entry plug into my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Eva Unit 01" and respect my right to open the Door of Guf from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're an Evaphobe and need to check your mecha privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.