Recent content by SoZettaSlow

Shout out to Tifa for never telling this man the truth until the very end. She literally watched him in the Inn schizopost and didn't say a word. A true hero. I think it's a mix of everything. But most importantly PTSD that probably triggers him to remember himself as the hero of that story and...

He had to ask chat how the Elemental materia worked for 5 minutes before figuring it out and forgot to save during Shinra tower. His Barret voice acting is so terrible.

I think it's easy to be burnt on hyping your own self out on expectations of the games. I feel like if you are realistic with what it will be you won't be too upset. For me I expected the Remake to be very meh with some decent nostalgia and a banger OST. I'm 100% sure Rebirth will be the same.

How about that billboard eh guys?

I always attend his streams. It's like watching a car wreck in real time.

He will never die. Also this playthrough has been horrendous.

We knew it was coming. The eventual This is How You Don't Play FF7. Stream link: Will update when he finally uploads the full video.

Not many sales were actually made during the "Great Wario"ing. The shear number of requests broke the shop. Very few people on reddit even got theirs. But there's been multiple sources saying that there's enough stock for almost everyone. Also how do you stop scalping without it becoming...

Probably one of my favorites.

I wish I could be as optimistic as you. But my life as an Atlus fan tells me to never expect anything from these events.

You didn't catch this spectacle on video?

I've actively chronicled Jen because I found it interesting. But I do the same for all lolcows. The Jenova character from the FFVII house saga is still active to this day and appearing in fandoms. Makes me wonder if she'll ever return.

When Guts showed up at the end of the first part and said, "Hey Cloud, it's berzerkin' time" I literally cried tears of joy.

Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name

Anyone buy the $700 Tifa statue in that meme pose? https://www.favorgk.com/products/1-4-scale-jack-o-tifa-lockheart-ff7-final-fantasy-vii-resin-statue-ea-studio-pre-order Can't imagine the type of person to ever buy that...