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- Rishi
As we should all know by now, pizza is the mascot food for this series.
So let's discuss: what are the toppings for a perfect FF7 themed pizza. A Midgar Pizza, if you will.
The Perfect FF7 Pizza
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As we should all know by now, pizza is the mascot food for this series.
So let's discuss: what are the toppings for a perfect FF7 themed pizza. A Midgar Pizza, if you will.
Marche, ground tonberry, cactuar slices, wilted gysahl greens, sun-roasted zeio nuts, and pineapple.
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- Ody
Okay first, you need two Pizzas. You cut a hole in the center of them, and stick a liter bottle of soda though it. There is a pizza tray soldered to the bottle to hold the upper pizza.
The bottom pizza has cheap ingredients, like pepparoni or anchovies or pineapple, maybe even just plain cheese. It's slightly burnt, too.
The upper pizza has expensive shit, like meat lovers, and bell peppers, and stuffed crust. The works.
You take your trash and crust and throw it onto the bottom pizza because it's gross and nobody wants to eat it, and thus you have achieved pizza classism.
The bottom pizza has cheap ingredients, like pepparoni or anchovies or pineapple, maybe even just plain cheese. It's slightly burnt, too.
The upper pizza has expensive shit, like meat lovers, and bell peppers, and stuffed crust. The works.
You take your trash and crust and throw it onto the bottom pizza because it's gross and nobody wants to eat it, and thus you have achieved pizza classism.
- AKA
- Rishi
In some peoples minds, it may seem like ordering a whole pizza, but only receiving 1 slice
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- Smooth Criminal
Mayor Domino sends his regards and more.
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- Rishi
I'm so hungry
Prism
Pro Adventurer
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- pikpixelart
Imagine if there was a double-decker version of this, where another pizza was placed underneath to represent the slums. Pure insanity
Kai Schulen
... ... ...▼
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- Trainer Red
Disgusting. How dare you.
Torrie
astray ay-ay-ay
Cactuar sushi rolls are like cucumber sushi rolls but better. A 100% vegan.
Whatever the topping, the crust must be burned on two out of eight slices.
I wonder why pineapple is always the fruit of choice. I enjoy adding a little bit of fruit to things like curry (Persona 5 trick hehe) to balance out flavor profiles, but I feel like pineapple in particular conflicts with the taste of pizza. I feel like it should be a more subtle fruit. Maybe a couple raisins?
I once had this German friend who said that Germans think Americans put corn on pizza for some reason. That actually sounds like it could work in moderation.
...I really want some good pizza right now.
I once had this German friend who said that Germans think Americans put corn on pizza for some reason. That actually sounds like it could work in moderation.
...I really want some good pizza right now.
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- TresDias
Meanwhile, I wonder why anyone would put any sweet fruit within a mile of pizza.
This article provides a good explanation why that’s a thing. It’s not just pizza. My gripe with pineapple on pizza specifically is that I find the taste and the sweetness overwhelming rather than complimentary (especially when giant pieces are involved). I find it different from a couple raisins in salad or small apple pieces in curry. That chart can also help you reduce sodium as well.
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Mr. Thou
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Now I'm curious. Are vegans allowed to eat sushi rolls that can run away and conduct trains?
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- Rishi
I'm not a fan of pineapple on pizza. Or mango on sushi for that matter.
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- Ody
Torrie
astray ay-ay-ay
That's a damn good question!
But to be fair, we tell "things with souls" and "things without souls" apart in our reality, but this approach most probably doesn't work on Gaia since literally everything has a soul and returns to the Lifestream in the end. So I assume there are no vegans in the FF7 world per se.