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  1. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    S'all I been sayin' :monster: Naturally, any other conclusion someone might draw is just silly. It's a long way to go yet, but if they keep at it they gotta go up eventually. Fair play is our friend. Well now I wonder what sort of hats the rockets, pipe bombs and sticky bombs would like...
  2. Gym Leader Devil

    Hello!

    Welcome an' shit :monster:
  3. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Exactly. He forgets the whole thing right after, because mentally he is just some guy. He's not mentally ready for what he can do, it's why he was rejected from SOLDIER in the first place. But physically? Nah, he's a beast waiting to be let off it's chain. For that matter, let's go back to...
  4. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    I have never forgotten this. Trying for a backstab on a distracted opponent is entirely sane and justified when the opponent is Sephiroth after all. Props to Cloud for being pragmatic in his rage. And I don't. From how casually Sephiroth pulls ye olde impale and lift maneuver, he's clearly...
  5. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    This time around it's more like Chekov's Firing Squad. Rebirth just took a whole game to disassemble, clean, reassemble and load all of them guns. Next game we ready, aim, and fire :awesome: Sadly they are the wrong fish and died. For science. Thanks, Jackass. Such is life when you talk...
  6. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    The difference between A2 and B3 is the difference between victory and defeat after all. Contradiction baked into an argument does not make a good argument. It's bad and they should feel bad. It is I deed without fathom. Yep. Indeed, my cats know I'm not 100% a dick. Sometimes that's...
  7. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    This is why you're Admiral. I hate how right you are about this. Let's all remember that Cloti stands up on its own, while Clerith needs to lean on Cloti like it had a few too many at 7th Heaven. That's Erza Materia Jesus for ya! Well, the monkey pairings have a certain feel to them...
  8. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Well of course not, Aerith isn't even in those games. Fucking weird is too mild to properly describe that. But yes, yes it was. If you put a gun to my head, I'd say he owes Cloud and Tifa more in that they are largely responsible for the planet as we know it still existing (Reeve helped but...
  9. Gym Leader Devil

    FFVII: Ever Crisis Announced

    Did I hear OWA Hero Version? Off to hear that right the fuck now.
  10. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    It's always sad when a serious reading of WTBD is more plausible than basically anything. Absolutely. Reeve owes all three of them, after all. I genuinely hope her delusions are at least mostly confined to the LTD, and not leaking out into her wider life. I pity BB more than I despise her...
  11. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    If formal adoption exists, Reeve and the WRO would cut that red tape in a heartbeat. Let us hope she one day admits to having a problem and gets help. Oh that's one of my favorite Carlin bits. Like to me that goes above classics like A Place for Your Stuff. You will never be equalled...
  12. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Very good. PTSSD for post traumatic shipping stress disorder? Then you've not fucked up, on this topic at least. Test like there's cake waiting at the end. :monster: Luckily mine is right here :awesomonster: An explosion worth 5d4 is what you get when you dump one out or throw it...
  13. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Am I alone in getting Evil Dead Rise vibes from these pics? Keep Aerith away from the cheese grater y'all.
  14. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    I'm a fan of the Classy Burn, so don't mistake my surprise for disapproval :awesomonster: Don't mind her, she's just back in the trenches. I mean, if you have the option of being the Carlin and you don't take it, you know you've fucked up. True enough, especially insomniacs replying on...
  15. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    If the Planet/Fate itself decided to keep Cloud and Tifa apart, it would fail. They'd punch, kick, slash and stab through anything trying to keep them separate. If that says soulmates to you, then go for soulmates. But whatever you call 'em, know that no one and nothing is ever gonna keep...
  16. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Less crass than I expected, but I'll take it :monster: Yeah, just hallucinate those words thanks to war flashbacks. Accept nothing less. My mental image of this launch actually did utilize both retro rockets and boosters to orient the drill facing down and launch. I foolishly forgot no...
  17. Gym Leader Devil

    Y halo thar

    Welcome an' shit :monster:
  18. Gym Leader Devil

    Hello all

    Welcome an' shit :monster:
  19. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    I am sitting on your shoulder. I am chanting "do it, do it do it." Pretty nearly. In Soviet Russia LTD Threads, sanity break you. Then fired up the integrated retro rockets and launched into space from the other side of the planet. You folks in this here thread who routinely check...
  20. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Sappy Meal, that's the parody of Happy Meal I was looking for. Materia Jesus said something only for her worshippers to ignore it so as to say and do what they want? Wow she's just like regular Jesus. We pointed out a lot of things that they never listened to. If you're not having fun the...
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