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  1. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    I liken broken Cloud to a stray cat, especially in the high five buildup. Being too grabby and forward makes his back go up, his ears lie flat. If this were literal we'd see Aerith covered in bandaids at some point after he started yowling and explained his position with claws :awesome: It's...
  2. Gym Leader Devil

    I made a playlist for different FFVII characters

    Also "The Kids Aren't Alright" would be a great slums song in general.
  3. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    For the record, Aerith isn't even the Last Girl in this troperific equation. That'd be Yuffie :awesomonster:
  4. Gym Leader Devil

    Faith v. 3.0 (Cloti Club)

    What ifs are fun :monster: Speaking of fanfic, I wish I could remember the name/author of one I read back in like 2020 or so. It was pretty much porn but I loved the way it examined Cloud and Tifa's interactions, in that in their version of events they're still awful at using words to...
  5. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    See, this is a thing that brings me down about the LTD. I love having to explain the different way Cloud wears the Buster Sword on his back to my Roomie, who is a different breed if nerd from me. The importance of Zack having it reverse from Cloud so a typical draw has it coming out...
  6. Gym Leader Devil

    I made a playlist for different FFVII characters

    I see some good pics here. I also have this weird desire to see The Offspring's "Dividing by Zero/Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell" on here but cannot for the life of me decide which section I'd have put it in. Bonus points for the Ozzy inclusion though.
  7. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    hytekz, once upon a time in the OG only days I could sorta see the Buster Sword in the church as Clerithy. In a vacuum, ignoring how it was placed earlier in the film as a marker for Zack, or that after it's moved Aerith's flowers are blooming all over that same spot. But with the rest of the...
  8. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    The "Gish Gallop" sounds like a combat maneuver or feat for a Fighter/Wizard build that specialized in mounted combat. Why can't it be that? The world would be a better place a different kind of shitty :reapermon:
  9. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Self-debunking points are a regularly served meal round these parts. They're hard to swallow :awesome: /dadjoke But yes, that's why some people, most recently our dear BB, would post massive c/p text walls with 20 points, then do it again with 20 others when the first 20 were debated...
  10. Gym Leader Devil

    Faith v. 3.0 (Cloti Club)

    You know, if Cloud and Tifa has gotten out of their own way and gotten together in Nibelheim, things wouldn't be totally hopeless. Cloud would still have his massive potential, remember he killed Sephiroth the first time before mako/Jenova enhancements. It's just possible he'd be studying...
  11. Gym Leader Devil

    I made a playlist for different FFVII characters

    Sadism is a helluva drug :awesomonster:
  12. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    The human race'll go extinct sooner or later, and the LTD will go with it. Unless there really is a Hell, that'd keep it going.
  13. Gym Leader Devil

    Dirge remake soon? 👀

    Can he? I'll cop to throwing that game in a dumpster fire before I ever got that far, so I took most of my knowledge from here or The Dark ID's famous LP. Thus I thought Cait was useless without his moogle up till Rebirth.
  14. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Holy shit, this was literally the major Pro-Clerith/Anti- Cloti canon argument that was being thrown around when I first set foot in the LTD more than ten years ago. Like, JFC we've come full circle for me, that's wild. And that is exactly where it leads, every time. In my experience, every...
  15. Gym Leader Devil

    Dirge remake soon? 👀

    Lemme ask, the DoC stage where Cait Sith dies Stealth Espionage Action and gets game covered instantly if he's caught... how does that square with him being able to fight competently without his moogle/summon his moogle at will in Rebirth? They'd have to fix that somehow, right?
  16. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    Yes! Like, I love that, straight up. Like she wants to keep looking at him as long as possible while still playing her role. And honestly, a sloooow eye closing is hot. Sadly the highest towers lie in rubble from the old LTD, and we're never rebuilt. All things fade. But of course, it's...
  17. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    That twirl and dip gets me every time. For most will they/won't they pairs it would drip ust, but here? It drips srrt (slowly resolving romantic tension) instead. Hadn't spotted this but yeah, I see it now. It's a straight up miniature if her character for the majority of the game, I'm here...
  18. Gym Leader Devil

    SPOILERS LTD Remake — It's like New Coke except ... no, it's exactly like New Coke

    NGL, I'd play that. But if Yuffie is Rebecca, then in my heart Vinnie gets to be Billy FUCKIN' Cohen in a version of RE0 you didn't ask for. I would not be surprised in the slightest to find they mutter your name while tooth grinding. Better yet, I wanna see a full on shonen rival...
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