“Gimmie that! Gimmie thaaaat!” screamed a girl who was wearing a pink and white pareo dress and wore a white flower crown on top of her black bob cut.
“…!” said the boy who’s long wavy hair covered both his eyes and wore a huge flower designed teal poncho covering his whole body except for his hands and bare feet.
“That’s my pillow! MY PILLOW!”
“…!!”
“GIVEITGIVEITGIVEIT!”
“…!!!”
And that was just bedtime. Coffee, already in her silk purple pajamas with her long hair let loose of its bun and all ready for bed, had had it up to here with their constant arguing over anything in general, and it was always the same: Thai took a certain spot/toy/item, Kai would get very near him and try to share it/tease him/play with him, Thai would shut up and hold onto the item/area very tightly, and all hell broke loose. For a couple of 13 year olds (or at least, that’s what she tried to guess with Thai. She was still trying to figure out his background to no luck), they sure acted like a bunch of 7 year olds, and she couldn’t take it anymore…
“ALRIGHT, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP AND SIT DOWN NOW!”
Kai and Thai both stood still and look towards Coffee in a very scared way. Their eyes were wide and their lips were sealed thin.
“Now” coffee said pointing towards Kai
“I don’t know why you wanted a sleepover with Thai in our plantation when all you do is bicker and act like 7 year olds”
“HEY! I don’t act like that!” Kai shrieked
“I am clearly a mature girl. Ask any man that hangs around my school. They all say I act way more mature than my classmates”
“…huh. Thai, is that true?”
Thai nodded vigorously.
“See? I told you I was mature Auntie Coffee. If my body is, so is my age. All the guys tell me that too.”
“…huh” said Taro while he overheard them and was playing a puzzle game. Wearing his red colored pareo loincloth, a straw hat and a lone shark tooth necklace, he and Coffee exchanged looks in the living room while Kai looked all smug, giving an ‘I told you so’ face to Thai. Thai ignored her and hugged his sofa cushion which Kai gave up a while ago.
“ALRIGHT THEN!” Coffee clapped
“Time for a scary story to make this day even better! Since…you know, you’re all mature now right? You can handle something like this right?”
“YAY! You know I’m totally up for that!” Kai squealed
“I mean scary stories mean nothing to kids my age. Riiiiight Thai?”
“…” Thai just looked scared and hugged his cushion tighter.
Kai laughed at him, but stopped short when Coffee smacked her across the head and gave her a look.
“Taro-sug! Please turn off the lights!”
As soon as Taro got up from the table, the kids and Coffee stacked pillows in the center of the living room and shaped it as a small cone. Then Coffee put a flash light within the cone hole to make it look like a faux “bonfire” was in the house. As soon as the lights flickered off, both kids grabbed an extra cushion and huddled up close to them. Taro went back to playing with his puzzle in the dark.
“Let’s seeee, I guess I can talk about the famous Kokoleka Chispas!”
“Ugh NO! Nobody wants to hear the same old tale over and over again.” Kai said while rolling her eyes.
Thai just nodded ‘no’ very fast, with his eyes wide with fear.
“Fine brat! I’ll just share something else.” And with that said she leaned over Kai and exclaimed in a deep threatening voice,
“I am the main storyteller around here after all, so you’re gonna sit there and LIKE it!”
Kai just sat still, trying to keep her cool while Thai started shivering and preparing for the story.
“Now, here’s something that happened 30 years ago…”
Once upon a time, there was a 13 year old girl that was going to school with another boy her age. Both were wearing red and white pareos; with the boy wearing it at his waist while the girl wearing it around her whole body, with matching colored flower crowns in on tops of their heads and brown sandals on their feet. One day while they walked to school, a pale skinned older teenager they couldn’t recognize, that wore white shorts with the designs of a shark leaping right out of the water towards a small fish, a white open collared shirt, and with a multicolored blue mohawk, started talking to them. He started saying how interesting they looked and asked them if they wore those outfits every day. The girl didn’t say anything, but the boy, being the friendly one, answered him with much gusto. Since then the older teen decided to stop by every weekday on their school hours just to talk to them, mostly to the girl.
Being shy around men, she felt very flattered that someone thought she was so cool to talk to and looked so pretty. He even called her mature one day, saying how she was so much better than the rest of her classmates. Her friend, though, didn’t really like how this older teen was talking to her so much and started to get very worried for her. He then worked up the nerve to tell her upfront about his bad feelings about the whole situation.
“You’re just jealous that I like Ha’i more than I like you!” proclaimed the girl, being angry about her friend trying to tear them apart.
“No I’m not! I just don’t trust that guy… I mean, he looks cool and you’re getting popular by the minute, but you’re gonna have to trust me on this. Please sug, I’m very worried about you. ”
Looking at his eyes filled with hurt, she finally sighed and answered, “…alright”
“Yay!” the boy cheered and hugged his friend tight. “I was so afraid I was gonna tell your papa about this. I didn’t want to do
that.”
The girls’ eyes widened and slowly nodded. No need to get her
papa into this. He wouldn’t take it too well.
Since the convo, the girl tried finding various ways to go to school without the older teen, Ha’i, noticing. She went through the back, but was found easily by him. She tried wearing a ton of clothing to cover herself, but found it to be extremely uncomfortable thanks to the heat. Finally she decided to go into Pineapple Rainforest, where the school was near, and take a path to where she will not be recognized. Many adults, most frequently her papa and his friends, went to the jungle on occasion for business or food, but urged kids not to enter the area. She knew it was because of the legend of Kokoleka Chispas, but she always thought that that dog probably died, since no dog could last 100 or more years…or she hoped at least.
The girl found the forest path to be the easiest and began to take it every day when school came about, never noticing the mysterious leaf skirted and flower crowned jungle boy up in the trees watching her go. Curiosity got the best of him though, and he suddenly asked her why she was walking on this path. Startled, she said it was none of his business, and kept walking. The next day he asked again and she said no. He then proclaimed he was the protector of his village and he had to know if she was a threat or not. The girl then explained her situation, to which the boy listened. He then offered to be her protector too within the woods, which the girl graciously accepted. For two weeks she has traveled this way with him and they became fast friends.
One day, she walked around a bit towards the local food stand, Pupusa, to which her best friend’s father owned. She was then approached by none other than Ha’i!
“Hey Pareo girl! Where have you been? I’ve really missed you.” He said while hugging her
Shocked, she hugged him back and stuttered her explanation on why she hasn’t met him so much.
“Man, the day’s gonna be over once you stop. Just come with me. I’m with a group of friend over here.”
And with that, he pulled the girl towards three other older teenagers like him sitting at a table, and she could only guess that they were all tourists visiting her home. Two of which were pale looking girls, one wearing capri jeans and purple and black tank top who had long brown hair and various piercings on her ears, while the other had a flower tank top with a matching skirt and had strawberry red hair with a white flower on the right side of her face. The boy with dark black skin and dreadlocks wore nothing but a pair of khaki shorts and a really nice shark tooth chained necklace. He was the first one to notice them and wave them up front.
When they sat down, he introduced each of them to the girl, in the order of Tammy, Belinda, and Ran. The poor young girl felt extremely awkward while they all started talking about various grown topics, and soon after, the brown haired girl, Tammy, went to go get some sweets while the others waited. When she came back, she was furious.
“What the fuck? They have the most crappiest service ever! Did you know that they didn’t have ONE ounce of chocolate in their stand?”
“Are you serious Tammy?” Belinda asked
“Of course I’m fucking serious. These dicks didn’t carry it, and when I asked them, they acted all confused and shit, wondering what the hell I was talking about. I mean what the fuck? No wonder nobody wants to visit this boring ass island!”
The girl in the pareo got confused as well, asking them “…chocolate?”
Ha’i, in amazement, said
“Yeah, you seriously never heard of that?”
The girl went into thought, and then asked them to describe it. When they all finished, she recognized the description and shuddered.
“ugh…that sounds like Kokoleka”
“Koko what?”
“Kokoleka. It’s our term for what you crave. We…we don’t carry something so horrible here.” She said looking down and hoping that would end the convo.
“Kokoleka? How is chocolate so horrible?” asked Ran
“It tastes very good and goes with anything!”
“…I…I guess if I tell you why, you’ll know not to bother the subject too much.”
“Whatever, just tell it!” Tammy said.
So the young girl told the story about the lonely old man and the dog. How the dog lost the owner, soon started eating children up the top of the mountain, and became a vicious beast in the end.
“And there is the mountain right there” she said while pointing at it
“I have a question” said Belinda
“What does Chispas mean?”
“Chips”
“Wait what?! Are you seriously saying the mountain is Chocolate CHIP?!”
“Yes”
And all the teens busted out laughing
“What a fucked up island!”
“Who the hell would take a mountain like that seriously?”
“What a ~cutesy~ name it has. I feel like I have cavities just from saying it!”
“No wonder no-one takes this island seriously. All these weird ass cutesy names and I wouldn’t deal business with you guys either. You should start living in the real world if you want to be taken seriously and not like you’re from some children’s board game.”
The girl just looked at the mountain while they laughed, feeling her pride getting lower. On the side of the food stand stood her best friend looking at her with sadness. His father noticed too and made a phone call right away to a close friend of his. While his dad was occupied, the boy ran straight for the girl, calling out her name and asking if he could walk her home. With that said, they both started to leave, with Ha’i calling out to see her later.
While the young girl was at her plantation trying to get some sleep, a rock banged against her window. She went towards it to see all four of the teenagers waving up to her and asking her to come down.
“Why?”
“We want to go up the mountain!” Ha’i called out
“What? No! Don’t!”
“Come on! It’s not a huge deal. We’re just gonna go up the top, show you there’s nothing to worry about, paint our names on the sides and then come down. It’s not going to take like weeks or anything.”
“…I-I dunno”
“Aw please? I mean you’re mature enough to not take that bullshit seriously are you?”
With her pride confronted, the girl decided that she will come with them to the mountain. She
was a mature lady and there shouldn’t be questioning about it. So she told them she’d be out in 15 minutes and got dressed. While getting a first aid kid and some food, she saw her father and all his friends surrounding their large dining room table looking at papers. All of his friends looked as rough as he did, with multiple earrings, multiple scars on their faces or arms, big hulking bodies, all wearing business suits, and all having serious looking eyes on them; with the exception of her father who wore a black eye patch over an empty socket, which he claims he lost in a forgotten war.
“Papa, I’m going out with some friends in the forest, I’ll see you later!”
Her father gruffed “Lemme see your friends.”
She then showed him through a window and her father had a long hard look. “Alright sweetie, just take this pearl handled dagger and this conch shell. If you’re ever in trouble, just blow into the shell and I’ll know when to come looking for you.”
“Oh Papa! Thank you!” she said while giving him a big bear hug. “I promisepromisepromise I’ll be reaaaal good. I am a mature lady after all” she said with a wink, which he winked back at. With that she took the items and went outside. Her father smiled and went back to the table with his friends.
“I was right, they fit the descriptions of the hooligans who trashed the Pupusa food stand just today, along with the ass who’s stalking my daughter. I also spotted one of them wearing a stolen rare necklace from the fishery.”
“And you let your precious girl out with those assholes?”
“Don’t worry” he said while lighting up a cigar “They’re going up the mountain. She’ll be fine and they’ll be taken care of. Two birds with one stone really.” And they all chuckled.
While walking in the middle of the forest, the girl began to be awed by all the beautiful scenery that the moonlight shown through the trees. She also learned the names of the teens she was with. ‘What stupid names.’ she thought ‘They really shouldn’t criticize others when they are the ones who have the silly names.’
“Ooooo! Look! Up there!” proclaimed Belinda
They finally were at the famous volcano, showing in all its glory in the moonlight. For a minute, nobody said a word but looked up and how high it was.
“We are so not gonna go all the way up THERE are we?!” said Tammy
Ha’i nodded no and just said,
“Until we’re tired. Hey, you want to get on my back while we go up?” He said winking at the girl in the pareo dress. She blushed but Ran denied.
“We need her for a guide anyways. Who knows better than a local?”
Both girls agreed and they started to walk.
“Screw them, you can hold my hand ok?”
The girl blushed profusely and held on tight while she directed them on the safest route to go.
When they all got tired, they soon stopped and rested. The teens then took out all the paint cans they had and started painting all sorts of lewd pictures and names on top, mainly making fun of the name of the mountain.
The girl, confused and angry started to cry out, “Geez, you didn’t tell me you were gonna do all of that. Just paint your names!”
“God, shut your girl up Ha’i, that whiny brat is getting on my nerves.”
Ha’i just rolled his eyes and resumed his painting.
The girl then felt insulted by him not defending her, and finally waking up to her sense, started leaving all of them at the volcano while she went home. She did NOT need baggage holding her down.
As soon as she entered the jungle, something else began falling from the top of the mountain. The teens paid no attention to it, until multiple rocks started falling off and started hitting the kids.
[FONT="]There was once a lonely old man. He was wandering around the rainforest looking for cacao pods until he found a scrawny blonde haired stray dog near a tree, jumping at the pods. They immediately warmed up to one another and the man took him home up on the mountains.[/FONT]
“Man, I’m going down, I don’t need bumps on my head. I’ll check you guys later.” said Tammy and she took off towards the bottom with her things, while the other kids laughed at her. As soon as her body disappeared in the greenery and was trying to find a good area where the rocks stopped, a rustle started up.
[FONT="]Months later while making the finishing touches on the kokoleka, his dog became very hungry. Thinking nothing of it, he gave his dog the newly processed sweets in small chips and the dog absolutely loved it. No harm came from eating it and the old man thought this dog was very blessed. Because of this, he called him Kokoleka Chispas.[/FONT]
Looking up every now and then, she just figured it was the rocks and kept on looking. Once she stopped and took a rest, a huge black shadow pounced right at her body and crushed her neck.
[FONT="]One day the owner died a horrific death from accidently falling off the top of the mountain. The poor dog waited patiently for the owner but he never came back, leaving him to cry and moan. Not thinking straight from loss of hunger, he began to hunt for his food.[/FONT]
Hearing the scream before her deathly fate, the three teenagers looked up suddenly towards the jungle. Not paying attention at all to the rocks, one very large and sharp one fell right into Ran’s stomach, making him topple and fall with other rocks smacking right onto him.
[FONT="]Being that the only food he ever ate was kokoleka, he begun to hunt small children who had the sweet smell on them. Stealing them from their location, and dragging them towards the top, he would tear open their stomachs to eat his precious sweets.[/FONT]
The two teens then let out terrifying screams and ran right off the mountain, leaving both their dead friends behind. As they both began to run for their lives deep within the jungle, the same black shadow started chasing them down, recognizing the sweet smell of the girls perfume. Remembering the tale of the story the “Pareo girl” told him, he then grabbed a random fallen branch and smacked Belinda towards the creature. The creature then immediately grabbed her mid-section while Ha’i ran fast.
[FONT="]Pretty soon his appetite for kokoleka grew and his whole body began to change into a horrifyingly huge shape, taking up the characteristics of the mountain’s exterior while his breath exuded molten hot breath and flames in the form of liquid.[/FONT]
While almost reaching her destination out of the rainforest, the girl in the pareo met up with her friend the jungle boy. Seeing how angry she was, he gladly offered to take her home to calm her down. She happily accepted and both began to walk towards the exit. While reaching the gate, they began to hear terrified screams off in the distance. Soon the sound came closer and closer until the girl recognized the figure to be Ha’i!
“Ha’i!”
“WAIT! OPEN THE GATE FOR ME PLEASE! OPEN ITOPENIT!”
The jungle boy, not paying attention at all, just looked at his friends’ bag and slowly snuck out a few items for himself.
“We should really get going.” The jungle boy said quietly “Come.” He then took the young girl and shoved the guy away from him.
Ha’i couldn’t believe his eyes and they
both ignored him and just tried to exit like nothing was going on.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! HELP ME PLEASE! THERE’S A VICIOUS BEAST...Out..”
And that’s when he slowly realized that the boy shoved a pearl handled dagger right into his groin earlier. In his freaked out state, he didn’t realize the pain until he saw it himself. Once the jungle boy closed and locked the gate, the black shadow rammed right into the bloody man and tore him apart up against the gates.
While the girl in the pareo was walking home, unaware of the carnage behind her, the boy blew into the big conch shell four times and soon six men in suits came toward the gate.
[FONT="]The people, once aware of this vicious beast, all decided to stay far away from the terrible location. As a reminder to them and the precious children to stay away from the monster, they named the mountain, and the newly formed volcano, after it.[/FONT]
“There’s my darling girl!” the girl’s father said while giving her a great bear hug.
“Hi papa! I told you I’d come back soon with no harm on me. Didn’t I tell you how mature I am?”
“You sure showed me little sug! Now let’s get you ready for bed. I would hate for
anything to happen to you sweetie”
Giving him a kiss, she went upstairs. A few hours later, two of his friends came back from the forest, both giving him the dagger and the conch shell back, all clean.
“Thank you so much. I just got off the phone with both of your cousins. They’ll be here shortly along with the legal papers for the
horrible mess and for the witnesses who’ll claim they saw the kids leave on this night. I assume you got every member?”
“Everyone boss, the rest of the guys are taking care of it as we speak.”
“Good.” He said while making himself a drink “Then that means that you guys can go to work, I can finally work on the local businesses, and my beautiful daughter won’t be hassles by
those people anymore. For if anybody even
thinks of touching my girl Coffee inappropriately, they really should prepare to be faced by
me.”
“And that is how Taro and I first met~! THE END! Doesn’t it sound so romantic~?”
Both Kai and Thai eyes just slowly met each other’s gazes and quirked their left eyebrow.
“Are you SURE that’s what happened?” Kai accused
“Of COURSE that’s how it happened! I’m the fricken storyteller here. You have no choice but to be glad to be in my presence while I share my beautiful tale.”
Kai just rolled her eyes while Thai was still as a stone, too scared out of his mind. He wasn’t even aware of the yellow mess he made in his boxers.
“Thai-honey, are you o-HOLY SHIT DID YOU URINATE ON MY PUCE CARPET?! MY PRECIOUS PUCE CARPET! WHAT THE HELL THAI?!”
Taro quickly turned on the lights while Coffee frantically grabbed the boy and rushed him to the bathroom. Taro then gave some cleaning supplies to Kai and they both began to clean up the area and put up the pillows. Once done, they both grabbed some snacks and went outside looking at the scenery.
“Uncle Taro, is it really so bad of me to be complimented on being mature by those men? It’s not like they hurt me and I KNOW Aunt Coffee made that story up just to say I should stay away from them. She’s not exactly subtle you know.” She said before taking a sip of her mango soda.
“True, but she wasn’t lying either. In a lot of ways, she sees herself a lot in you and she just doesn’t want you to take that kind of crap from anybody, no matter how nice they are. We don’t want you to make a mistake that you can never recover from.” Taro then gave her a one armed hug and kissed her head.
“Sooo, is that how you finally became the gatekeeper of our Rainforest? Cause that is so cool!”
“Yeah, that and I just didn’t want anybody touching your aunt. She was very special to me. I’d always hate it when something bad happened to her. Her father felt the same way, so we became good friends after that.”
“Awwww, you’re very special to me too sugah.” Coffee said suddenly, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing his cheek.
“Huh, I got some question though. How did you know how to blow the Conch shell at the precise time the gate closed and blow it just four times? And why did your dad of all people leave you to go to a volcanic mountain where there’s a child eating beast with a pair of no-good hoods and with only a knife?”
“…”
“…”
“…?”
“Go to bed Kai.”
Kai grudgingly obeyed and went to bed where Thai was peacefully sleeping.
With Kai gone, Taro walked out towards the bench swing with Coffee in tow and both sat on the swing, viewing the rainforest next door.
“Nice of you not to mention my hit-job”
“Hey, I respect all the men that worked for my father. Plus, I know you weren’t just doing it for my papa.” She said before kissing his neck and snuggling up to him.
“Yeah…How is your pa anyways?”
“Oh he’s enjoying himself. Coca put him up in a luxurious bed and breakfast home and he’s right next to an indoor golf course. He loves golfing with Coca every weekend.”
“Ah, how nice.”
Coffee then found herself drifting off to sleep in Taro’s arms. Taro, not feeling the effects of sleep yet, pulls out a bag of kokoleka chispas and starts munching on them; all the while passing a few of his morsels to his best friend, a humongous black haired canine who was resting right underneath their feet.