*clap clap* What's the first thing you're gonna do when you move in your new house, Yop?!
Well once I get the keys I'll first have a good look around, probably sit on the floor and space out for a while
. Make a List of Shit that Needs Doing (probably mostly painting and installing lights), List of Furniture that Needs Purchasing, etc. Hopefully before that I'll have managed to offload some of the stuff I have in my current house; some cabinets that can stay, etc.
Once the actual move is done I'll probably repeat what I did when I moved into my current place - sleep in the place, spend the next morning on the toilet, catching up on a week of constipation, and just idk, do a cycle around the neighbourhood.
Also I could just name the whole house the Masturbatorium,