What is Final Fantasy VII about?

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
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The Man, V
It's a soap opera about a love triangle, currently in its sixteenth season.

I feel it's gone steadily downhill in recent years. The plot lines have become increasingly repetitive as characters have been resorting to repetitive behaviour in order to prolong a conflict that by all rights should have been resolved several seasons ago. The writing often defies belief; characters behave in ways in which one simply finds impossible to accept that people act in real life, and often find themselves having conversations that the viewer seems to remember them having had in almost the exact same words dozens of times already. Frankly, the story line should have been brought to a resolution long ago; recent seasons have simply been defiling the legacy of what was once great entertainment. I'm not going to go so far as to say it's a Simpsons-calibre dropoff, but there is only so much entertainment to be wrung from the love triangle, and I fear most of it has already been wrung out.
 

jazzflower92

Pro Adventurer
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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
Its about a Norman Bate expy who is going to destroy the world with a big meteor.Also there is a blonde haired guy who has a identity crisis and has a beef with the villain for destroying his hometown.There is also a crucial character that dies at the end of disc one.
 

jazzflower92

Pro Adventurer
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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
Some people have called it the Neon Genesis Evangelion of RPG games.You come for the hype of the game but stay because you are really hooked in by the story,characters,and setting.
 
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Abortedj

The Crawling Chaos
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Abortedj, The Offender, Abortedjesus, Testicules,
A terrorist organization trying to stop a corporation/world government, but instead they get side tracked and take on a genetic golem with mommy issues.

That is it in very broad strokes.
 

Obsidian Fire

Ahk Morn!
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The Engineer
A company finds out the hard way when a decades-old research project back-fires. It looks like they learned their lesson...
 

jazzflower92

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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
A mad scientist causes 90% of the problems and drama in the game.Said mad scientist is the father of the big bad and injected his child with the cells of a parastic alien.
 

Abortedj

The Crawling Chaos
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Abortedj, The Offender, Abortedjesus, Testicules,
Well... it is kinda like Finding Nemo.

(no one will get this reference)
 

jazzflower92

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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
A former soldier who worked for the megacorp of the game loses his marbles and decides to destroy the planet so he can become a god.
 
A handsome, handworking, brave young head of a multinational corporation and his talented band of sharply-dressed corporate assassins find themselves thwarted in their attempts to explore new resources by a motley crew of terrorists who look as if they've just escaped from a circus. By the end, practically everyone turns out to have been wrong about almost everything - incuding you, if you think for one minute that young Mr President is really dead. You have to be a very, very good person to stay dead in this game.
 

jazzflower92

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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
You love the the orginal game and will be very dissapointed how the Compliation that follows ruins the magic.The main problems that are known as Dirge Of Cerebrus and Genesis which will be mentioned with scorn and hatred.
 

Abortedj

The Crawling Chaos
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Abortedj, The Offender, Abortedjesus, Testicules,
A giant douche with the sword of "over compensation" takes his buddies to fight a dude with a god complex and an oedipus complex. Along the way they meet a teen ninja, a living stuffed animal, and maybe a vampire, and a talking cat dog thing.
 

Captain Jack Harkness

not a out-of-bounds guy
AKA
4nn4-chan, Loras Tyrell, Loki
the prove that better graphific doesn't mean better game, since a lot of people still play this game.

also, if you want to be ecologic, you must use oil.
 

jazzflower92

Pro Adventurer
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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
Sephiroth the face that stole a million fangirls' hearts and a major victim of DILP treatment.
 

Obsidian Fire

Ahk Morn!
AKA
The Engineer
When we finally run out of summaries, we should do a competition between them and post the results on the front page. Or save them for April's Fools next year and post them all in the game description...
 

Kermitu Kleric Katie

KULT OF KERMITU
A badass dork with a giant sword and an identity crisis who saves the world from a psycho bishie with a god complex with his group of friends that includes: his womanly big-boobed childhood friend
and secret crush
, a temperamental single black father with a gun for a right arm, a stubborn flower girl who develops a crush on him due to his similarities to her
dead
ex-boyfriend
and is probably most (in)famous for her untimely death
, a red lion/wolf/charmander thing with a XIII tatoo on his hind leg, a robotic fortune-telling cat, a perky young ninja with a tendency to steal materia
and is also a princess
, a mysterious red-cloaked gunslinger, and a rude, dirty-mouthed pilot who has a heart of gold under his jerkish exterior.
 

Lord Noctis

Harbinger of Darkness
AKA
Caius Ballad
Its about two dudes who say they hate each other but touch each others swords and impale one another when nobody else is around.
 

jazzflower92

Pro Adventurer
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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
A journey for a young man to find himself and overcome his faults in order to save the day.
 

jazzflower92

Pro Adventurer
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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
Parastic alien crash lands on planet,kills off original natives,said natives imprison her in ice where she stays there until a science team break her free,said science team then use her cells to experiment on fetuses so they could make beings simliar to the powers of the original natives,one of the fetuses grows up to be the main villain of the game,and later manages to control her then become her successor.
 
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