Yeah I'm honestly thinking at this point that I have a problem and I need to embrace that there are more things to life than being really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY fucking horny.
I greatly look forward to the day we're like "Where's Shad? Haven't seen him for a couple days," and then Cab pops in to report how they finally met up and she just fucking wrecked him, and he has yet to wake up to do more than get fucked by Cab again (I'm pretty sure Cab does the fucking in these situations, not the pen0red one).
And then he never fully recovers and no other woman can ever measure up for him.