Definitely Umatbru. Everyone in this thread pre-empted all the negative things he could say about the game... and then he said them anyway. Needs his hand held through every tiny step. Actually, I think he's still just trolling us, but he's a predictable troll, at least.
I can't say the others are anywhere near as predictable. I suppose Abortedj is pretty predictable in his dislike of almost everything. Normally I'd say you're predictable, Aaron, but seeing as you actually messaged a woman recently, I'll let you off the hook this year
Umatbru's threads are fun. He's a fun troll. Gets me in the mood to play all these horrible games.
I felt the same way about Abortedj at first but I'm pretty sure that one of these days he's going to come across something that's just alright in his book. Mark my words: on Christmas day he'll post a video commentary on all the things he loves.