Aaron promised me jewgold

[Part the Yngve]

if I signed up, so I did.

 

[Ⓐaron]

'sup fgt

 

[Part the Yngve]

gotten laid yet?

 

[Celes Chere]

Welcome.

How exciting.

 

[Ⓐaron]

nope D; I kind of stopped working on that for awhile again due to apathy.

 

[Frostwave]

Nice avatar.

Hello!!! Welcome!!! To TLS.

 

[Joker]

gotten laid yet?

I like you already. Welcome

 

[Alex]

Don't believe Aaron's lies imo

 

[Part the Yngve]

Aaron's not getting laid just contributes massively to his lazyness. So every day Aaron will keep getting lazier and lazier. Eventually he'll get so lazy the entire world will be destroyed. I'd rather this not happen.

 

[Munatik]

In to provide the customary "Welcome an' shit "

 

[Ⓐaron]

Aaron's not getting laid just contributes massively to his lazyness. So every day Aaron will keep getting lazier and lazier. Eventually he'll get so lazy the entire world will be destroyed. I'd rather this not happen.

Sadly I'm too lazy to get myself laid, so I guess we're all just fucked

 

[Joker]

Look, let's just take up a collection. Everyone pony up a dollar, and we can easily pay for a hooker.

Might even need less, depending on the person...

 

[CK]

avatar is win.

 

[Megatron]

'sup fgt

 

[Munatik]

Look, let's just take up a collection. Everyone pony up a dollar, and we can easily pay for a hooker.

Might even need less, depending on the person...

I'll pay more than a dollar. We need to make sure this hooker is quality and that he won't wake up with god-knows-what infesting his organ.

 

[Part the Yngve]

Can't he just use said jewgold?

 

[Ⓐaron]

Can't he just use said jewgold?

cba

 

[Part the Yngve]

Seriously, is there no one on this forum with a vagina within 2000 miles of Aaron willing to do us all a great service? I can almost guarantee you that's how far he'll drive for some.

 

[Ⓐaron]

2,000 is probably too much unless she drives to me I'd probably pay for gas money though

 

[Munatik]

I fit the distance criteria, but I do want your jewgold for the trouble, so your general lack of arsery is going to be a problem.

 

[Ⓐaron]

aren't you only like 1,000 miles away? I might be arsed to drive that myself for you, tbh

 

[Joker]

I'll pay more than a dollar. We need to make sure this hooker is quality and that he won't wake up with god-knows-what infesting his organ.

Or without his kidneys/liver.

And Channy also fits the 2000 mile criteria, as well as pretty much everyone in the US and Engrand

A thousand miles is too far, imo

 

[Munatik]

Way less than that, I think.

But if 1000 miles is cool with everyone, lets just have a TLS party.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Way less than that, I think.

But if 1000 miles is cool with everyone, lets just have a TLS party.

in that case I'm almost certain I can be arsed.

 

[Joker]

I remember back on FFW/MS, we always talked about doing a big meetup. Sadly, most of us bailed out for various reasons and only three people went. Wish I could've gone

Official TLS meetup would be, ah...interesting.

Though relatively safe, so long as Mumble doesnt' come, or can't get past airport security =X

Ed: GO. GO NOW. GOGOGOGOGO