An informed question, but difficult to answer

Nandemoyasan

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Johnny
#1
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Let's just forget the mental gymnastics required to justify the physics of Tifa being slashed from left clavicle to right illiac crest and falling BACKWARDS, and also those required to justify why she is not simply bisected by the cut....

But why in the name of

ZEUS'S BUTTHOLE

Does her HAT not fall off??????!!!!!

I've been wondering this for a very long time.
 

Nandemoyasan

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Johnny
#4
Y'all, those're some flimsy reasons. Come on. That's a grand total of maybe 20 stairs, and this fall, this cut, and this entire experience should have utterly robbed Tifa of breathing life, not to mention her dumb Indiana Jones hat flying into the air.

I expect some floating hat action in the Remake.
 
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