BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN! ENEMY SHIPPERS AHEAD!!
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
WHO SAYS IT HAS TO BE SEXUAL? THINK LOST IN TRANSLATION KIND OF LOVE, YOU FOOOOOOO~ except with Backstroke speak and Cloud Cuckoolander speak!
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Tbh, the moment I saw Stolz imagining stuff, Lei can't be far behind. He has the thought processes of an adult deep down but his tongue and attention span borders on a child or autistic person. I always view the Beach house as an opportunity to discover both elements 
like Lost in Translation~
KEKEKEKE
like Lost in Translation~KEKEKEKE
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- Adri, Sir Integra, Fiona, Sango
Leolz greatly disturbs me on many levels.
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
BUT ITS NOT EVEN SEXUAL oTL
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- Adri, Sir Integra, Fiona, Sango
So you say, Reg. So you say.
NoenGaruth
That Guy With The Midgar Model
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- NoenGaruth, Stolz, Blitzwing, Ryoko Asakura, Judge Magister Gabranth, Col. Hans Landa, Itsuki Koizumi, Treize Khushrenada
No Reg, Just No. (Btw Picture works again, it has a message for you)
Stolz would not like Lei, nor would Virtue, and Dark Stolz would probably kill him. End of Discussion. :/
Stolz would not like Lei, nor would Virtue, and Dark Stolz would probably kill him. End of Discussion. :/
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Ohhh fffffido. I had not considered Dark Stolz. ; /
IN CANON YES. I agree it would never work out, but in something light hearted as beach house however. Need I remind you Lei is not an assassin there but a church boy (or Ayangji boy) in that continuity who is just praying. And has a pet rabbit.
IN CANON YES. I agree it would never work out, but in something light hearted as beach house however. Need I remind you Lei is not an assassin there but a church boy (or Ayangji boy) in that continuity
who is just praying. And has a pet rabbit.
NoenGaruth
That Guy With The Midgar Model
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- NoenGaruth, Stolz, Blitzwing, Ryoko Asakura, Judge Magister Gabranth, Col. Hans Landa, Itsuki Koizumi, Treize Khushrenada
^Bingo, the crack pairings are crossing the line now.
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
fuck it. y'all win.
I still like dat pairing so screw it anyway.
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NoenGaruth
That Guy With The Midgar Model
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- NoenGaruth, Stolz, Blitzwing, Ryoko Asakura, Judge Magister Gabranth, Col. Hans Landa, Itsuki Koizumi, Treize Khushrenada
Then you are beyond help, Chris hansen shall be with you shortly. 
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Then you are beyond help, Chris hansen shall be with you shortly.
BUT NOEN. ITS NOT EVEN SEXUAL. ( I HAVE KRAMTAO FOR THAT) </3 HAVEN'T YOU SEEN LOST IN TRANSLATION?? T____T Liek Lei is also short (5'6) and 17. How old IS Stolz? (I'm guessing 16 or 15 kekekeke)
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
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- Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
oh god i hated that movie it has been the only film i have started and been unable to finish :|
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh =/ I like it.
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- Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
but it's all HI WE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN JAPAN WHO HOLE UP IN AN APARTMENT AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT ALL HAW HAW HAW
i got frustrated around the midway point with nothing happening.
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- Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
But alas, its something I like :B there are things I do like other than action and BLOOD AND TITS YEEHAWWW
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- Godot
I haven't seen the movie, but this alone made me lol. XD
Mantichorus
"I've seen enough."
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- Kris; Mantichorus; Sam Vimes; Neku Sakuraba; Koki Kariya; Hazama; CuChulainn; Yu Narukami; Mewtwo; Rival Silver; Suicune; Kanata; Professor Oak; The Brigadier; VIII; The Engineer
...That's adding the Fi element to the beginning, not the end.Just add "Fi" to the end of anything and you get a potentially canon pairing.
Filoretis (aka, three's company
It even works for non-Dessie things.
Fibrittana
Fiyurielle
Ficloti
See how many you can find on your own!
FISSION MAILEDFikuru (and poor Mikuru thought Haruhi was aggresive...)
The Bible only speaks of two men lying together. Two girls are good to go.
(Although, I'm now thinking of Frankie Boyle - Lines You Wouldn't Find in the Bible: "If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned. It helps, that's all I'm saying.")