Bringing in more members, part 2

[Makoeyes987]

As we've discussed here and in staff, thanks in part to Tennyo, we're looking for ways to reach out and embrace new members to help expand our forum community. In particular, the younger male demographic so that we may reach out and touch them in terms of inserting them into the FFVII experience and community.

But we don't want to just leave our members dangling out in the wind. We want to bring you into the action, and listen to your ideas on how to enlarge our members, and erect a forum that will draw the attention of all young, male FF fans worldwide. We feel that TLS should not just be a website, but an experience for all young boys...and girls too.

So do share your ideas. We won't spit them out; we'll certainly swallow and take them all into consideration. Discuss, please.

 

[Dashell]

aannnnd it's getting creepy now

 

[Makoeyes987]

...Excuse me?

 

[Strangelove]

Get a puppy. Kids love puppies.

 

[Dashell]

I didn't say stop

 

[Makoeyes987]

Get a puppy. Kids love puppies.

Oh I'm sure they do, yes. But we need something that'll lure them to the forum. I don't really need advice on bringing them to my diocese.

 

[Strangelove]

Tell them they'll get a puppy if they sign up. And candy.

 

[Makoeyes987]

That is a good idea, actually. We could insert the promise of new members winning a puppy and candy, in new member registration.

I'd hate to pull out though. Seems like breaking a promise. If we could actually do it, and make it a forum meet up or party, that'd be fun.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

April Fools' Day: That one day of the year Mako gets to be himself without consequence.

Much like Halloween is the one day a year that women can dress like complete whores and not suffer any social stigma from it by prudes/those too jealous that they don't have the courage to get slutty.


EDIT: Typo.

 

[Strangelove]

April Fools' Day: That one day of the year Mako gets to be himself without consequence.

It must seem sad to have to hide it, for someone who is his predatory self all year round.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Who cares about women though?

Honestly, I like the skin tight, power ranger costumes the young boys wear. Trick or Treaters are so much fun.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

It must seem sad to have to hide it, for someone who is his predatory self all year round.

For realz. Just be who you are, do what you do, and accept that the ship called "Eternal Salvation" left port long ago, hit the iceberg and sank beneath the waves.

 

[Cthulhu]

We should add fun games for Everybody! And make the site interactive-ish. Like. Have everyone raise and maintain a kawaii pokemanz-like character with for eyes and have them fight each other to a bloody and gruesome death. Kids love throttling their adversaries with their own guts, .

Oh, and I should install some software that prevents posts that are more than a sentence long.

 

[crack]

Oh I'm sure they do, yes. But we need something that'll lure them to the forum. I don't really need advice on bringing them to my diocese.

 

[Makoeyes987]

You know, flat-chested girls aren't so bad.... Hmmm....

 

[crack]

 

[Celes Chere]

 

[Cthulhu]

Why do all them kids in them Jap cartoons have an expression that clearly states 'rape me'?






...Or am I just watching the wrong things? .

 

[Makoeyes987]

That's the face I love. That's it. Yum.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Show me those tears, bitch.

 

[Celes Chere]

OMG STOOOOOP.


*sobs*

 

[crack]

That's the face I love. That's it. Yum.

???????????????

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

you guys are doing it wrong. Pedobear loves little girls, not little boys, Shotacat is the one who loves little boys.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Pedobear is all inclusive. He loves all the little children. All of them.

 

[crack]

you guys are doing it wrong. Pedobear loves little girls, not little boys, Shotacat is the one who loves little boys.

THIS IS WHERE I COME IN

I love little boys. I named myself after one.