Cloud an angsty virgin

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Aki

he are sick
I think all problems of Clouds revolve around him being a virgin.

He left for Midgar at 12ish I believe. Spent that time trainint with the Shinra MP's army.

When he returns home at 16 and see's his mother he makes a point he's not intrested in girls, bar Tifa.

Then Sephiroth goes crazy and Cloud is kept in a tube for 5 years. Zack springs him lose and Cloud arrives at Midgar...minus a friend and some memories.

And then he is set off on a wirlwind adventure.


He fancies Tifa, but meets Aerith. Who is the only girl he gets some alone time with up until Tifa and Cloud spend the night under the airship at North Crator...(unless Tifa touched him when he was in his wheel chair)
And by this time hes all angsty over Aerith's death


So thats pretty much covered him not getting laid.


Maybe this is his problem, as Tifa probs got knocked from Pillar to Post by Barret. Aerith an Zack had a crack at it, Cid stopped beatin on his wife long enough to slip her it, Nanaki just humps peoples legs, Reeve was smashing Scarlet....or using Cait Sith as a pleasure dioll...and Vincent screws the dead milf.
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Yuffie. You sick fuck. Who was she screwing, then?
 

Max Payne

Banned
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Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
I think I just lost braincells reading that.

fuck.

you.
 
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