Well lemme see... Ashley is three, Liam is two, I picked up a stray human who needed a place to stay and now have an awesome roomie to go with Clicky and the kids (gotta catch 'em all). Ashley is a freaking giant at 3'3" tall and 36 lbs already. Liam is tiny yet superhumanly strong (he does fingertip pullups for fun and can push 100+ lbs objects around). They made me cut my hair and beard for work (no men with long hair only women yay) and I'm looking forward to giving them the finger on my way out the door at first opportunity. My computer died when Liam used his super-strength to haul it bodily off the desk by the cables and cracked the motherboard (one more reason I've been gone so long). I had to rehome one cat for being too violent, and the other sadly died of liver failure which is still depressing. I lost all of my custom sprites and shit I'd worked on over the years which is why I haven't actually changed back into GLD proper yet. Clicky's hearing aides both died, and the things cost like a bazillion dollars apiece. Roomie came with a bonus cat, who is gigantic and clumsy and silly.
Lotsa shit happened
I can't even remember it all atm.