FFXIII for the PS3 will be inferior to 360

looneymoon

they/them
AKA
Rishi
Goddamnit Square. They're doing to Sony-users what Kojima is doing to X-Box users.

PS3 OWNERS TO ARMS!

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Vossler

Voss da boss bitch
AKA
Nightmare,race driver,steel tormenter
Wow. WTF. We pay them money, they make a profit and then fuck people over. What a crock. Why should PS3 players suffer cause these people have an apparent beef.
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Absolutely ridiculous.
What a way to lose fans!
Everyone's gonna go out and buy
some stupid 360 because it'll have more features.
Only reason to buy the PS3 was for that stupid game and now
more people are gonna run off to buy some stupid system with tons of bugs.
Every time, this always seems to happen to me!

This is the sort of bullshit that makes fans ditch companies.
Really, now, do they think their Sony-loyal fanbase will stand for this?
O RLY guys, the joke's on you.
Losers who decide some fad system gets a better deal, Square Enix can just
lick my asshole.
Please die in a fire.
Or kill yourselves.
Stupid fucking assholes. No love,
Terra/Tina Branford.
 

trash panda

---m(O.O)gle---
AKA
Howl
I don't get it...what comparrison? =\
I like my 360 and everything; I get a lot of free games on it. But the collectibility comes with the Playstation. =\
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I don't care. It's The Game I've been waiting for... and The Game....is afoot!!
 

shenron118

Lurk mode: ON
I don't possibly see how we can deny all the scientific evidence this guy presented. He had me sold at "Achievements > Trophies."
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
It's alright for me, my cousin's got a 360 so I can rectify any problems if I get XIII. :monster:
 

Neutron Ronnie

From The Front of Armament
AKA
Powerslave
This article absolutely cracked me up. The sad thing is that I've seen people use some of these arguments for real. :monster:

360 hate makes me laugh... At least Microsoft's got a 3-year extended warranty on the RRoD, compared with the large number of Sony PlayStations conking out just outside the one-year warranty. :monster: Knowing my luck, my PS3 will die exactly after the three month extension Sony was kind enough to give us. ^_^"
 
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If it is indeed true that FFXIII on the PS3 will be inferior, well, then that just gives me a reason not to buy the game at all. :monster:
Hey, the less I feel inclined to spend money the better I feel!
 

Neutron Ronnie

From The Front of Armament
AKA
Powerslave
If it is indeed true that FFXIII on the PS3 will be inferior, well, then that just gives me a reason not to buy the game at all. :monster:
Hey, the less I feel inclined to spend money the better I feel!

Sorry, it won't be. Get ready to shell out. :wacky:
 

Loxetta

Pro Adventurer
...I was planning to get the Xbox version anyway. :monster: This article didn't tell me anything I didn't already know.
 

NoenGaruth

That Guy With The Midgar Model
AKA
NoenGaruth, Stolz, Blitzwing, Ryoko Asakura, Judge Magister Gabranth, Col. Hans Landa, Itsuki Koizumi, Treize Khushrenada
That article was complete drizzle and the writer should be exiled to some place that is mostly desert like Nam-Yensa Sandsea, where the locals will give him a good rogering. :monster:
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
he should be sent to the Necrohol of Nabudis, I hear they give a very hospitable treatment to the likes of him.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This has fucking made my day.
 

Neutron Ronnie

From The Front of Armament
AKA
Powerslave
Oh come on... The author accurately imitated many idiotic fanboy arguments out there. That's no reason to feed him to the Baknamy! ... Unless, of course, you make similar arguments... :monster:
 

Bex

fresh to death
AKA
Bex
This is hilarious.

The xbox version is on more discs because plain DVDs simply can't hold as much as blu-ray ones. >:
though xbox ftw
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Maybe the PS3 shouldn't be such garbage, then you whiners wouldn't have this problem.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I appreciate the PS3 for all it can offer, Likewise for 360. But the kid takes it to extreme ridiculous levels.
 

The Twilight Mexican

Ex-SeeD-ingly good
AKA
TresDias
Is everyone in on the joke, or are some of the posters in this thread unaware the article was satirical?

Anyhow, it was funny as fuck. Thanks for posting, Mako.
 
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