For the Soiled Cuffs of Balthier

[I Am Not Me]

Balthier

= the leading man =

a.k.a.
Ffamran mied Bunansa


He pwns all the other leading men.
He's made of complete win.
He defines the word "awesome".
The word "awesome" does not justify his epic self.
He's Balthier.

And he fiddles with his shirt cuffs.



He has the most epic quotes ever too.

"A fine bloody banquet. Oh, now I've gone and soiled my cuffs. If a dungeon is our fate, I do hope it contains a change of wardrobe."

"I'm only here to see how the story unfolds. Any self-respecting leading man would do the same."

"Incidentally, what is the going rate for rescuing princesses these days? Food would be a good start. The good stuff, mind you. "

"*sword pointed at his neck* Well at least your sword is to the point."

"Nothing couldn't be further from my mind. Should I swear by your sword or some such?"

"So I ran. Free at last... Then I met you. All that running and I got nowhere."

Need I say more?

Join the club!

Spoiler: List of People Who Couldn't Help but Join

Sheepy
I Am Not Me
Makkusu
Celes Chere
Ninira
Frostwave
Balthea
Geomill
DrakeClawfang

Rulez:
No pr0nz
No flaming
...
What rules?

Sheepy: yo he's da leading dawg in da hood yo
Balthier: I dunno, I'm pretty awesome lawl
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[Sheepy]

I have just witnessed the creation of something epic. :'3 Balthier is om nom nom.

 

[I Am Not Me]

INORITE Balthier is too epic to not have a club.

 

[Archer]

Epic shit .

Balthier wins badly

 

[Celes Chere]

Hell yeah, I'm joining this club. Balthier was running the show in FFXII.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

BALTHIER
FUCK YEAH!
GONNA SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
BALTHIER
FUCK YEAH!
PIRATING'S THE ONLY WAY YEAH!
Vayne you bet your day is through cause now you have to answer to
BALTHIER
FUCK YEAH

 

[Frostwave]

There's no fucking way I'm not joining this club.

Balthier > you

 

[Madame Mayor]

Here's some Balthier fanart I love. Warning for smexiness.

http://shardglass.deviantart.com/art/Bunny-and-Clyde-101673411

I don't really like the idea of Balthier and Fran being a couple, but it's still really cute.

 

[GeoMill]

Ohmigawd!
Holyfookingshiit!
Letmein! LetmeIN!

 

[Frostwave]

^LOL.

Lemme guess... Balthier fan?

 

[GeoMill]

Is it too obvious?

 

[DrakeClawfang]

I do love Balthier's smooth awesomeness, but I can't join this club seeing as how the creator forgot his most iconic, awesome line of all!!!!!

Fix that and I'll be happy to join.

 

[I Am Not Me]

OMG DRAKE YOU JUST GAVE ME AN AWESOME IDEA!!! I'm gonna do it in my Aerith club too.



Okay guys! Let's keep Balthier's club active!

1. What's your favorite of all of Balthier's epic quotes, entrances, exits, and appearances?
2. Why is Balthier awesome, in your opinion?

I'll answer my questions when someone answers first.








Please?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

1. ...I should probably beat FF12 before I answer this.
2. Balthier is awesome because he's dashing, has the best lines, and is generally the hottest man to ever be in Ivalice.

 

[Sheepy]

I demand moar Balthier worshipping in this thread. Balthier agrees with me.

Okay guys! Let's keep Balthier's club active!

Let's!

1. What's your favorite of all of Balthier's epic quotes, entrances, exits, and appearances?

Hmm, that's hard because all of his epic quotes/entrances/exists/appearances are so awesome that it should be against the laws of existence not to like them all imo.

Balthier: Ah, the prison repository of wrested relics and raiments.
Vaan: So, our things are in here?
Balthier: That's what I said.

But I like this quote because it made me lawl.

Remember what curiosity killed. Just a friendly word of advice.

This one because it's a friendly and wise word of advice.

Your mistakes were twofold, I'm afraid. You sprung your trap without looking to see if the game you hunted was the one you'd snare... And you sold me short. I'm no thief... I'm a sky pirate.

And this one because it's a fair and accurate representation of his epicness.

2. Why is Balthier awesome, in your opinion?

Pirates are awesome by default. Sky pirates have this awesomeness too, only multiplied by the biggest number imaginable. And by sky pirates I mean Balthier, the others are not that awesome tbh. Except maybe Fran.

Also, Balthier wears rainbow jewellery. You can't get more awesome than that.

I'll answer my questions when someone answers first.

Okay.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Balthier's voice was just perfect. Every time he talked I would just start staring at the screen and my bf would look at me and say, "really?"

And then I realized that I was totally smooth with the ladies like that too... hence... Balthea. (Ya, it's a female version of Balthier and that's why when you read it you think of his name... at least that's what everyone always seems to say).

 

[Celes Chere]

Balthier's voice makes me melt. <3 And for some reason I cracked up when he said,
"I see your sword is to the point."

XD

 

[Teva]

Oh gods I have to join, I love me some Balthier!

I think it's hit awesome sense of style--it's very aristocratic but still unique enough to be oh so Balthier. Oh there's that and his smexy voice. *dies*

 

[halfhearted]

Ah, Balthier, with that charismatic voice and gq looks. MUST JOIN...

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Y yes, I AM really hot.

 

[TheMadHatter]

I loved the second image :> Such a manly man lol

I wanna join. I love him so much. I can join, right I Am Not Me?

 

[KissTheRain]

Oh damn, I gotta join this Balthier is one sexy beast. XD Also i'm totally into Balthier/Fran so that gives him even more points.

 

[Raquelborn]

His voice. It's all about his voice. No other FF man matches it.

Also, Balthier wears rainbow jewellery. You can't get more awesome than that.

QFT

I don't really like the idea of Balthier and Fran being a couple, but it's still really cute.

Aw, I love Balthier and Fran.

*Melts* and LOL at the thrid picture.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Aw, I love Balthier and Fran.

To me their relationship is more powerful as this deep partnership. I wouldn't hate it if they were together, I just think it's sweeter that they are partners in crime and fly around together and Balthier flirts up girls while Fran stands back laughing and shaking her head.

Plus I think Fran too old to be caught up in his charms. XP

 

[TheMadHatter]

To me their relationship is more powerful as this deep partnership. I wouldn't hate it if they were together, I just think it's sweeter that they are partners in crime and fly around together and Balthier flirts up girls while Fran stands back laughing and shaking her head.

Plus I think Fran too old to be caught up in his charms. XP

Yep, that's why she is there, so others don't fall for it. She's known him for a while, so she doesn't melt away to every word he spits out lol
Fran understands him more, I don't know how I'd explain their relationship >.<

The third image is very funny, but the second was yummy :bmonster: