Funny IM/IRC/whatever convos

[Dashell]

I'll start with this one:


Quexinos says: i hate you guys
Freek says: (thumbs up)
Quexinos says: i have a store on my forum and people can buy things and one thing they can buy is the ability to upload their own emotes... and someone uploaded that damn cookie monster emote
Quexinos says: AND I CAN'T STOP USING IT
Freek says: monmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmon:mon
Quexinos says: THAT ONE YES!
Freek says: :mon
Quexinos says: yep
Freek says: :mon
Quexinos says: uh-huh
Freek says: :mon
Quexinos says: ... uhm... yes?
Freek says: :mon
Quexinos says: aaannnd im gonna go
Freek says :mon. I should set up an auto-reply for :mon.

 

[Atticus]

Bratz426:

hi
Bratz426: ????????hello?????????
Bratz426: ggggrrrr
courtjester5000: Said the ferocious grizzly bear.
Bratz426: 'grring' is a way to express anger
courtjester5000: Said the emotional grizzly bear.
Bratz426: lisen- i'll come over there and screw with you so you'lll be like 'pip pip cheerio,i do belive my bottom is throughly kicked now. i aplgogize for being such a piecs of crap, old chap'
Bratz426: and then i will kill you for being british
courtjester5000: Said Mr. Bean.
Bratz426: you'll join thoes losers when i bust your face open
courtjester5000: Said Stone Cold Steve Austin, as he turned to WWE announcer Bob Costas.
Bratz426: at least i know you won't attack me with your dictonary or amazing spelllng abilities
courtjester5000: Said Merriam Webster, as he combed through the C's for the 740,000th time.
Bratz426: don't you sleep with marriam webster Mr. Goth/
courtjester5000: Said Mrs. Webster, as the postwoman dropped off the mail at her doorstep.
Bratz426: no i ASKED smartz
courtjester5000: Said Jeeves, in an ironic twist of fate.
Bratz426: btw happy ron stoppable day
courtjester5000: Said the 4-way stop signs in unison.
Bratz426: your just moody cause your boobs are coming in
courtjester5000: Said Lindsey Lohan in response to Hilary Duff.
Bratz426: better lindsay lohan then hitting puberty
Bratz426: you know those scotchums?
courtjester5000: "No, but I sure know those scrotums!" Andy Dick replied.
Bratz426: ...m
Bratz426: k
courtjester5000: Said Mr. Mackey, as Southpark turned into an AIM Convo.
Bratz426: it seems as though i have angered y0ur massive collcti0n 0f nipples
courtjester5000: Said the farmer to the cow, following the implementation of the automated milking machine.
Bratz426:

Bratz426: that's me
courtjester5000: Said the fat cow herself.
Bratz426: ...
courtjester5000: Said the mute, in a common expression of speechlessness.

 

[Atticus]

courtjester5000: lol lets date
girl666: ok lol
courtjester5000: *drives girl666 to movies*
girl666: good show
courtjester5000: *girl666 and courjester5000 make out in car*
girl666: *girl666 slaps courtjester5000 and runs away to jock boyfriend who comes and kicks the shit out of courjester5000*
courtjester5000: ouch

 

[Dashell]

This one happened a while ago between me and my friend Roz. Her text is always gray.

Roz: This nerdy pre-med guy is amazed that I'm not getting straight As.
Roz: And like
Roz: The entire faculty for that matter
Quexinos: the what?
Roz: Because they KNOW that I know the material and that I'm enthusiastic about it and everything
Roz: Wha?
Quexinos: what's a faculty?
Quexinos: oh wait
Quexinos: never mind
Quexinos: i just had to see it in purple
Roz: WHAT IS THIS GREY FACULTY MADNESS

 

[Alex]

Every MSN convo I'm ever in is frankly just hilarious, there's too many to list rly.

 

[Cthulhu]

Aaron says:
Also: Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal
Freek says:
fish!
Aaron says:
Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal
Freek says:
fish!
Aaron says:
Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal
Freek says:
spam!
Aaron says:
Today's spam is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal
Freek says:
feces!
Aaron says:
Today's feces is shit à la crème. Enjoy your meal
Freek says:
Cthulhui!
Aaron says:
Today's Cthulhu is Great Old One à la crème. Enjoy your meal
Freek says:
Cookie monster!
Aaron says:
Today's Cookie Monster is à la crème. Enjoy your meal
Freek says:
I can't think of anything anymore. Fish?
Aaron says:
Today's fish is trout à la crème. Enjoy your meal

 

[Channy]

that actually made me lol

 

[Dashell]

Quexinos: Im stalking you through text
Ryushikaze: Duly noted.
Ryushikaze: I'll get a three novel restraining order.
Quexinos: uhm
Quexinos: okay
Ryushikaze: You won't be allowed within three narrative arcs of me.
Quexinos: is that bad?
Ryushikaze: Well, it depends on the novel.

 

[Channy]

(5:14 PM) McChanny//// I'M: msn died ;-;
TAKE ME BACK
wait
(5:14 PM) McChanny//// I'M: wrong person
(5:17 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩:


...I had messaged Seifer when I went to message Omega about bringing me back in an msn group chat.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

I can't find the original transcript but it went like this:

Dawn: Shit happens. Or rather shit happens around Michael.
Tim: Well of course it does...doesn't shit always happen around an asshole?




I love Tim so much. ^______^

 

[Channy]

I love these guys

(3:23 PM) tourettes? that': haisup?
(3:23 PM) aaronfreed@gmail: ohay
(3:23 PM) Omega - Turnabou: Not a damn thing.
(3:23 PM) Bb// so call me: BAWWWWW
CHANNY CAPPED ME BRALESS
(3:24 PM) McChanny//// How: >;3
(3:24 PM) Omega - Turnabou: So far my only accomplishment today is taping my headphones back together
(3:24 PM) McChanny//// How: ALEX YOUR GIRLFRIEND MAKES MY DAY
(3:24 PM) tourettes? that': ive cupped her braless, so me > you
(3:25 PM) Bb// so call me: i think al;ex has kissed my bare boobies
(3:25 PM) McChanny//// How: >;C
(3:25 PM) Bb// so call me: so yeah him > you
(3:25 PM) Omega - Turnabou:
(3:25 PM) tourettes? that': nom idd
(3:25 PM) Bb// so call me: alex helps me get unbdressed when i'm stoned and drunk and try to lie down on vertical mattresses
(3:25 PM) McChanny//// How: you guys just ruined my sexual fantasies of the day
;-;
(3:26 PM) Omega - Turnabou: Just insert yourself in his place, obv
(3:26 PM) McChanny//// How: hrm... maybe
bex can I motorboat your boobs in my fantasy?
(3:26 PM) McChanny//// How: wtf I don;t need to ask
(3:26 PM) Bb// so call me: WTF
(3:26 PM) McChanny//// How:
(3:27 PM) Omega - Turnabou: Here's what you do
Find a picture of Franziska von Karma
Shoop Bex's face over hers
(3:27 PM) Bb// so call me: LOL
(3:27 PM) Omega - Turnabou: Problem solved
(3:27 PM) Bb// so call me: we're very alike
i carry a whip on me at all times
(3:27 PM) Omega - Turnabou: Then you can imagine being her prisoner and her whipping the ever loving shit out of you
ololz
(3:27 PM) Bb// so call me: >;
(3:27 PM) tourettes? that': she does too btw
(3:28 PM) tourettes? that': ;.;
(3:28 PM) Bb// so call me: omega has clearly had this fantasy before
(3:28 PM) Omega - Turnabou: No, but I know Channy has
(3:28 PM) Bb// so call me: Bb// so call me a lioness, yes, if you wish to, for i have my claws in your heart as you deserve! says (23:27):
what is motorboat? ;./;
tourettes? that's AWESOME says (23:28):
motorboat - v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Bb// so call me a lioness, yes, if you wish to, for i have my claws in your heart as you deserve! says (23:28):
i'm sure you've done that
tourettes? that's AWESOME says (23:28):
maybe <<
(3:28 PM) Omega - Turnabou: I'd be more interested in tying her up with the whip, tbh
(3:28 PM) Bb// so call me: WTF
(3:28 PM) Omega - Turnabou: Especially since she'd be fighting like a wildcat
(3:28 PM) Bb// so call me: beyond the pale

 

[Joker]

Haha, good times

 

[Alex]

We have the best group convos ever

 

[Channy]

After that it became unsuitable for TLS.

 

[Dashell]

Okay we were talking about cup sizes in the cloti chat and I MEANT to say "This chat is awesome... "

well:

 

[Dashell]

TamagontheDragon: just KILL MY FUN WONT YOU
Quexinos: you can laugh at it, just don't post
TamagontheDragon: WORSE THAN HITLER
Quexinos: XD
TamagontheDragon: WORSE THAN STALIN
TamagontheDragon: WORSE THAN MICHEAL JACKSON DEAD JOKES
TamagontheDragon: WORSE THAN TIFA
Quexinos: ROFL

 

[Dashell]

(11:14:40 PM) Quexinos: i have to prove CLoti's canon once and for all
(11:14:44 PM) Mako Eyes: OMG
(11:14:47 PM) Mako Eyes: I just imagiend
(11:14:53 PM) Mako Eyes: you getting a plane ticket to Japan
(11:14:55 PM) Mako Eyes: and a gun
(11:14:57 PM) Mako Eyes: finding Nomura
(11:14:59 PM) Mako Eyes: kidnapping him
(11:14:59 PM) Quexinos: uhm
(11:15:01 PM) Mako Eyes: and making a tape
(11:15:04 PM) Mako Eyes: like the Joker did in
(11:15:06 PM) Quexinos: okay I wasn't going to go that far XD
(11:15:06 PM) Mako Eyes: "The Dark Knight"
(11:15:10 PM) Mako Eyes: with him tied to a chair
(11:15:20 PM) Mako Eyes: and you recording him and asking him which was canon
(11:15:26 PM) Mako Eyes: or threatening to shoot him
(11:15:30 PM) Quexinos: SAY CLOTI IS CANON BITCH
(11:16:38 PM) Mako Eyes: Nomura: N-no...I..

Quexino: Look at me...LOOK. AT. ME.

Nomura: *slowly looks up at you*

Quexino: Which is canon....which is it?! SEE THIS IS HOW CRRRAAAAZY ITS GOTTEN! You won't say which one either way. So now its come to this! SAY IT.

Nomura: Its....Cl-*BANG*

Quexino: Oh shit....I shot him....oops.
(11:16:56 PM) Quexinos: then I dress up like him and sit in the chair and say "Yes Cloti is canon"
(11:17:03 PM) Mako Eyes: LMAO
(11:17:07 PM) Mako Eyes: do it
(11:17:09 PM) Mako Eyes: I'll help you

 

[Kikyou]

9:52:08 PM Princess Ham: Gurgu?
9:52:39 PM Heidi Guurguga
9:52:41 PM Heidi lol
9:53:10 PM Mondex Im naked
9:53:12 PM Mondex zDD
9:53:21 PM Heidi o.0
9:53:32 PM Iris lolol waitagojarek
9:53:41 PM Mondex yesssss
9:53:53 PM Iris Did it happen maaaan?
9:54:02 PM Princess Ham Jordan?
9:54:02 PM Mondex YES
9:54:04 PM Heidi Thanks for informing us of your personal life
9:54:08 PM Iris IT HAPPENED?
9:54:17 PM Heidi What happened?
9:54:22 PM Mondex YEAH, I FUCKED HER HARDDDD
9:54:27 PM Iris OHDEAR!
9:54:32 PM Iris LOLOL
9:54:45 PM Mondex YESSSwhen
9:54:46 PM Mondex xDDDDD
9:54:51 PM Princess Ham
9:54:52 PM Heidi I'm confused
9:55:04 PM Mondex BLACKKKK DICKKK
9:55:09 PM Heidi wtf?
9:55:11 PM Iris NIGGERDICKS
9:55:15 PM Princess Ham EGGROLL DICK
9:55:24 PM Mondex Handwritten instant messages cannot be displayed in your message history.
9:55:28 PM Heidi rofl
9:55:29 PM Iris OHDEAR?!
9:55:33 PM Iris LOLOL WUTT IS THAT
9:55:34 PM Mondex that's my deformed dick
9:55:40 PM Princess Ham That's a sting ray.
9:55:41 PM Princess Ham XD
9:55:42 PM Iris IT LOOKS LIKE A STINGRAY DICK
9:55:44 PM Iris LOLOL
9:55:47 PM Princess Ham lololol
9:55:50 PM Heidi Wow...
9:56:08 PM Iris Thats amazing Kiki :3
9:56:14 PM Mondex sent a Voice Clip
9:56:17 PM Heidi I didn't know stingray's dicks looked like that
9:56:18 PM Princess Ham Same wavelength. XD
9:56:21 PM Heidi lol
9:56:45 PM Princess Ham Nice sheep noise.
9:56:45 PM Princess Ham XD
9:56:50 PM Princess Ham BABY JESUS IS PROUD
9:57:20 PM Mondex sent a Voice Clip
9:58:26 PM Princess Ham What *is* that music in the background?
9:58:28 PM Princess Ham XD
9:58:39 PM Mondex {porn
9:58:41 PM Heidi what music?
9:58:48 PM Heidi omg porn noises
9:59:52 PM Mondex esd
9:59:53 PM Mondex clkflbk
10:00:03 PM Mondex o csm fdxc, gk gjf vsxk,f
10:00:20 PM Mondex sorry
10:00:31 PM Mondex i don't have night goggle vision like jarek
10:00:41 PM Princess Ham Flashlights?
10:00:42 PM Princess Ham XD
10:00:43 PM Iris lolol
10:00:47 PM Iris IS he sleeping?
10:01:04 PM Heidi I'm still confused..
10:07:07 PM Iris THEY FUCKED HEIDI
10:07:23 PM Princess Ham WHEN A HORNY MAN AND WOMAN CUM TOGETHER PENIS IS INSERTED INTO VAGINA HAAARD
10:07:31 PM Heidi XD
10:07:32 PM Heidi for reals
10:07:47 PM Heidi I couldn't figure it out
10:07:50 PM Heidi lol
10:08:01 PM Princess Ham Srsly, sex ed muuuch?
10:09:14 PM Heidi haha I feel stupid
10:10:05 PM Princess Ham /pat
10:11:32 PM Iris THEYRE GURGASSSSS

 

[Kikyou]

G-Dragon - BATMAN says: (4:10:31 PM)
korean boys and japanese boys ...hell asian boys are girly...depending on where you look
"If you don't put your hands on the top of the steering wheel I will rip your arms off and beat you with the wet end." says: (4:11:16 PM)
Right. I'm sure Van looks girly.
"If you don't put your hands on the top of the steering wheel I will rip your arms off and beat you with the wet end." says: (4:11:34 PM)
Not all asian guys look girly, ma'am.
G-Dragon - BATMAN says: (4:11:49 PM)
I said depending on where you look
G-Dragon - BATMAN says: (4:11:55 PM)
DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LOOK

"If you don't put your hands on the top of the steering wheel I will rip your arms off and beat you with the wet end." says: (4:12:00 PM)
HOKAY
G-Dragon - BATMAN says: (4:12:04 PM)
DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LOOK
G-Dragon - BATMAN says: (4:12:08 PM)
GRRR
"If you don't put your hands on the top of the steering wheel I will rip your arms off and beat you with the wet end." says: (4:12:16 PM)
If you say that again, I'm blocking you.
G-Dragon - BATMAN says: (4:12:22 PM)
not every asian is pretty blah blah blah
"If you don't put your hands on the top of the steering wheel I will rip your arms off and beat you with the wet end." says: (4:12:30 PM)
Tru fax.
"If you don't put your hands on the top of the steering wheel I will rip your arms off and beat you with the wet end." says: (4:12:33 PM)
About ANY race.
"If you don't put your hands on the top of the steering wheel I will rip your arms off and beat you with the wet end." says: (4:12:50 PM)
... except maybe elves. 8D

 

[Dashell]

Quexinos: did you bring me a present?
Mako Eyes: lol
Mako Eyes: just my sincere affection for you!
Mako Eyes: how's that?
Quexinos: ill take it
Mako Eyes: *gives
Quexinos:
Mako Eyes: awww so nice
Quexinos: oh
Quexinos: I dropped it and it broke
Mako Eyes: I HATE YOU
Mako Eyes: GRAGH!
Quexinos: rofl
Mako Eyes: