hai guyz

[CK]

My name is Aaron, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on 4chan.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my ping pong team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have banging hot girlfriends (they just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitches

 

[Dashell]

...

once again it's over my head

 

[CK]

...

once again it's over my head

oh come on ffs.

 

[Ⓐaron]

For Quexi: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash

Note that there's probably some NSFW content, if not on that page, then on pages it links to, so be careful

 

[Max Payne]

why is borat surrounded by whores

 

[CK]

why is borat surrounded by whores

he paid for them.

 

[A]

I lol'd,

 

[Cthulhu]

Yeah, this thread has no place here nor in general fuckery. Regardless of level of lulzyness, off course.

 

[Ⓐaron]

In that case I shall move it somewhere moar appropriate