Happy Birthday, Arianna. But what if something bad happens? It won't be a happy birthday then D:. Perhaps I shall hedge my bets, or not make such bold predictions, you know, abstain entirely. Growing older is so mainstream anyway. You could be the trendsetter, and grow younger as it were. Attach extra telomerase on your DNA. You could also eat pie instead of cake. Lemon meringue is quite nice, if I do say so myself. Key lime pie looks nice too. Why not just a caramel slice? Why does it have to be sweet? You might like the savouriness of a shepherd's pie.