HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE NASTIEST HOEBAG YOU WILL EVER MEET

[Mother]

BUT ALSO THE SWEETEST, FUNNIEST, MOST TALENTED AND HARDEST-WORKING HOEBAG @f a n c y WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR ELSE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY CHOCOLATE KWEEN!

TLS WOULD BE A BARREN WASTELAND WITHOUT YOU, DEVOID OF YOUR OVER-ZEALOUSLY PLANNED AND PERFECTLY-EXECUTED COMMUNITY EVENTS, SPICY POC GIFS AND HILARIOUS DAYCARE ANECDOTES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND FOR GRACING US WITH YOUR GORGEOUS FACE YOU BEAUTIFUL TRASHBAG. I LOVE YOU LIKE RACISTS LOVE OMAROSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Roger]

Happy Birthday Fancy!!!

LUV YOU

 

[CrashOuch]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FANCY!!! Have a great and wonderful day! ❤

 

[Tennyo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FANCY!

https://imgur.com/4HyfYzw

 

[solo player sab]

Uh, uh

Check it

Shout out to my girl, yeah you know her, FANCY
One year older, she ain't colder, she as hot as can be
Boss queen of this scene, yeah you know what I mean
Without her this place just ain't The Lifestream

You deserve all the love and the laughter in the world
Ain't no shawty cuz you rise above all the bullshit girl
So on this day, go and play, and let everyone say
Get that yogurt, get that ice cream, cuz IT'S SHERBERT DAY

Love you Fancy

(i know sherbert is spelled wrong LET ME LIVE)

 

[Flare]

Happy birthday Fancy! <3 <3 I hope today is a wonderful day for you, from beginning to end. May you be able to spend at least part of it doing exactly the things you want to do.

 

[Ghost X]

Happy Birhday, Fancy

 

[Carlie]

Happy Birthday Fancy!

 

[Lestat]

Happy birthday gawjuss!!!

 

[SeaDragon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR

 

[Mother]

Happy Birhday, Fancy
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DAMN THIS A GOOD'UN!!!!

 

[Joe]

Thanks Ghost for your faithful rendition of a true piece of art. Imitation truly is the purest form of flattery. Here's the original:



Hààààppy Birthdàààày Fààààncy! Hope your kids get you an apple or some shit.

 

[fancy]

*inhales breath*

LMMMMFFFFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was BLOWING MY ROOM THE FUCK UP when i saw this shit last night, i was so mad!! I'MMA BURN THIS POLL DOWN LMFAO LMFAOOOO STUPID!!! HERE TO SNACC, BITCH SHUDDUP!!! ?????

BITCH you put the BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE omg I was FUCKING DED @ "like racists love omarosa" You always know just what to say to make me tingle, bitch cause racists love her A LOT

Guys!!! This has been AMAZING! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR YOUR WELL WISHES AND BIRTHDAY PRESENTS, NOW TO REACT INDIVIDUALLY TO EACH ONE

@Minato, MY STEADY HUSBANDO, THANK YOU!! Thank you for this birthday wish and ALL the times I've been able to depend on you when I needed your advice or point of view

@CrashOuch, getting to hang out with you a little more and bonding over some shit has been one of the best gifts ever!! You are a GEM!!!

@Tennyo, LMFAOOO you know EXACTLY how to pander to my S I C C but conflicted sense of humour, I wanna both laugh my ass off and hug and heal this man!!

@solo player sab I AM FUCKING DEEED, HOWLING, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION. "Ain't no shawty cuz you rise above all the bullshit." BITCH U BETTER STOP (but don't)

@Flare, THANK YOU FELLOW CM OMG. So far it has been the best, I HAVE A STORY LMAO

@Ghost X,
OMG!!!!!!!!

GHOST!!! I've been looking at this pic like

THE GORILLAZ? LMFAOOOOOOOOO. FATHER STRIFE. MY THIRSTY RED BOTTLE. BUTTERNUT VEGAN LMFAOOOOOO WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO SLAY ME IN THIS WAY. THE KOALA

i'm printing ALLL OF THIS OUT

@Chloe Frazer THANK YOU BABE. HERE'S HOPING I CATCH YOU IN NEW YAAAAAWWWWWWK

@V, THANK YOU DARLING!!! I'm SO, SO glad that you've settled in so well with this community because you are both HILARIOUS and thoughtful and you've been a wonderful addition

@SeaDragon, THANK YOU LOVE!! You know, I forever associate the touchingu emoji with you??



@Joe
I NEVER FORGOT THIS ONE LMAOOOOO!!! Thanks for bringing it back from the gràààààve

<3 Y'ALL ARE TREASURES!!

Time for my story.

I woke up to a text from my landlady that read:
"Good morning, happy bday my dear!!!! Plz call me when you get this??"

So I'm thinking she's gonna surprise me with a little birthday song some birthday news or SOMETHING, getting all excited and feeling like, "Yasssss this gonna be so cute. "

I call her up.

"Good morning, how are you?"

"Good, how are you!?" I'm grinning like an idiot waiting for my song.

"Did you sleep well?"

"I did thank you, did you??" I'm still smilin'

"I did! Hey, listen, salt the pathway on your way out, please? I left salt on the table. Thanks, bye."



the end

 

[CrashOuch]

Now my heart is broken for you can I call you and sing happy birthday?

 

[ForceStealer]

Happy birthday, Fancy!

I think of you whenever I go to the newish pizza restaurant near my house, which has this wall immediately on your right when you walk in:

 

[Shademp]

I SEND A PARADE FANCY'S WAY IN HONOR OF HER BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN FANCY!

(Make way for Queen Fancy!)
(Say hey! It's Queen Fancy!)

Hey! Clear the way in ye olde forum
Hey troll! Off with you!
It's the brightest star!
Oh come, be the first on your chat to get her likes!

Make way! Here she comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Oh! You're gonna love this gal!

Queen Fancy! Fabulous she!
Sycamore Best Tree
Genuflect, like all her posts, hit that thumbs up!
Now, try your best to stay chill
Brush up your cookie emotes
Then come and meet her spectacular assembly

Queen Fancy!
Mighty is she!
Sycamore Best Tree
SWOLE as ten regular folks, definitely!
(She pwn3d the ravenous trolls)
(A hundred accounts with shittalk)
Who left those trolls with sick burns?
Why, Queen Fancy

(She's got seventy-five golden cookies)
Don't they look shiny, Roger?
(Large me-gustas, she's got sixty-nine)
Fabulous Ghost, I love the avatar!
When it comes to super cute potatoes
(Has she got all types?)
(I'm telling you, it's a world-class potato show!)

Queen Fancy! Handsome is she, Sycamore Best Tree
That physique! How can I speak, I am SHOOK
Well, get on out in that chat
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Queen Fancy!

(She's got ninety-five great deep old ones)
She's got the old ones, s̳̱ͅe̪e̩̹̤̰̰ ͏̣̭̤̬̞t̢̞̟̟h̶̗͇e̷̮͇̝̝͕m̗͞ ̵͓̪̼̹th͈̮̙̟͕͘e̥̦͍y͎͇̫̲ ̗̦̀c͏̠̱̘̫o̡̙̖̞ṃ͕̖e̟͓
And to view them she charges no fee
She's generous, so generous
She's got friends, she's got lovers and minions
Proud to work for her
They bow to her whim love serving her
They're just beaming with loyalty to Fancy! Queen Fancy!)

Queen Fancy!
Amorous she! Sycamore Best Tree
Heard TEE EL ES was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why we can enjoy her advent
(With sixty kitties, doggies galore
With her awesome landlord
A brass band and more
With her forty mages, her cooks, her bakers
And let's not forget about Butternut
Make way for Queen Fancy!)

 

[Sprites]

Hey, happy Birthday

 

[Blade]

You always talk over my head when it comes to politics, but at least you understand some of the stuff I've gone through, and for that you get an HBD OUTTA ME.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Happy birthday!!

 

[X-SOLDIER]

Wishes of a most pleasant celebration of your annual solar rotation!!~




X

 

[Ite]

Happy birthday Fancy!!

 

[fancy]

Now my heart is broken for you can I call you and sing happy birthday?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. That would actually be hilarious, I permit this. Just be warned that I'll be snorting the entire time like an obnoxious CuNt

Happy birthday, Fancy!

I think of you whenever I go to the newish pizza restaurant near my house, which has this wall immediately on your right when you walk in:

OMGGGGGGG!!!! This is TOO PERFECT on so many levels because, yes, the FANCY thing but also I fucking love pizza!!!!!I almost love it as much as Carlie does!!! Which is a fuckton!!

I SEND A PARADE FANCY'S WAY IN HONOR OF HER BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN FANCY!

(Make way for Queen Fancy!)
(Say hey! It's Queen Fancy!)

Hey! Clear the way in ye olde forum
Hey troll! Off with you!
It's the brightest star!
Oh come, be the first on your chat to get her likes!

Make way! Here she comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Oh! You're gonna love this gal!

Queen Fancy! Fabulous she!
Sycamore Best Tree
Genuflect, like all her posts, hit that thumbs up!
Now, try your best to stay chill
Brush up your cookie emotes
Then come and meet her spectacular assembly

Queen Fancy!
Mighty is she!
Sycamore Best Tree
SWOLE as ten regular folks, definitely!
(She pwn3d the ravenous trolls)
(A hundred accounts with shittalk)
Who left those trolls with sick burns?
Why, Queen Fancy

(She's got seventy-five golden cookies)
Don't they look shiny, Roger?
(Large me-gustas, she's got sixty-nine)
Fabulous Ghost, I love the avatar!
When it comes to super cute potatoes
(Has she got all types?)
(I'm telling you, it's a world-class potato show!)

Queen Fancy! Handsome is she, Sycamore Best Tree
That physique! How can I speak, I am SHOOK
Well, get on out in that chat
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Queen Fancy!

(She's got ninety-five great deep old ones)
She's got the old ones, s̳̱ͅe̪e̩̹̤̰̰ ͏̣̭̤̬̞t̢̞̟̟h̶̗͇e̷̮͇̝̝͕m̗͞ ̵͓̪̼̹th͈̮̙̟͕͘e̥̦͍y͎͇̫̲ ̗̦̀c͏̠̱̘̫o̡̙̖̞ṃ͕̖e̟͓
And to view them she charges no fee
She's generous, so generous
She's got friends, she's got lovers and minions
Proud to work for her
They bow to her whim love serving her
They're just beaming with loyalty to Fancy! Queen Fancy!)

Queen Fancy!
Amorous she! Sycamore Best Tree
Heard TEE EL ES was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why we can enjoy her advent
(With sixty kitties, doggies galore
With her awesome landlord
A brass band and more
With her forty mages, her cooks, her bakers
And let's not forget about Butternut
Make way for Queen Fancy!)

*inhales breath*

*screams at the very top of her lungs*

SHADEMP!!!!!

I already spazzed out all over you this morning so you FUCKING KNOW HOW THE FUCK I FEEL, but I need to reiterate AGAIN how AMAZING this is!! HOLY SHIT!!! I was grinning so hard I thought my face would split! BRUUUUUH. BABE!!!!!!! MWAUH MWAUH MWUAAAAAH

THANK YOU!!!!!

Hey, happy Birthday

Thanks darlin'!!

You always talk over my head when it comes to politics, but at least you understand some of the stuff I've gone through, and for that you get an HBD OUTTA ME.

OMG Blade T_T I honestly really love that and glad you told me that cuz it's like... despite the differences in our beliefs, politics, philosophies and what have you, there are soooo many universal truths about the human condition that bind us, ya know?? Yeah, I totally empathise with some of the shite you've been through. Keep on keepin' on, dude. Just keep on!

Happy birthday!!

Thank you loveliest Dawn!!

Wishes of a most pleasant celebration of your annual solar rotation!!~




X

A happy reception of said wishes given to me on this day of my annual solar rotation!!!!

(yikes. I tried!)

Happy birthday Fancy!!

Thanks Ite! Anyone tell you I tried to drunkenly walk over to Vancouver to see you yet? I'll getcha next time!


OMG!!!

EVERYONE

ALSO FLAMEY FANCI-FIED MY RED PANDA



TOO CUTE EH?? He made a second version, too, but that's my secret to keep forever. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[lithiumkatana17]

OMFG @Shademp I AM DED. I SUNG THAT WHOLE THING FROM START TO FINISH. That being said...

Fancy. Dear Fancy. You have been a blessing to this forum and community. I try to think of any flaws you possibly have, and can think of none.


Except that maybe we aren't as close friends as I'd like.

I hope your birthday is a good one and I love you muches!

Not as much as B though. I don't need that kinda threat to my life.

 

[Mage]

Late to the party but no-one brought cake yet! Happy birthday lovely!

 

[fancy]

@lithiumkatana17 WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GET ME SO CAUGHT UP IN MY FEELS?? Thank you babe!!! <3 I so, so appreciate that. :3 Awww, oi! Let's use this day as a benchmark and see if we can't get a lil' closer between now and me next birthday...

@Shub Niggurath Thank you darling!!!! ACK! Can I just say... that I love how totally perfect every meme/joke/present/pic has been?? THIS IS SO MEEE!!!!! Autumn is my favourite season and TREES omg I'mma just pretend its a spice cake underneath all that prettiness...