Happy E-day Dacon

[Max Payne]

Day sucked, it's over thankfully, time to move on

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey i offered you a lapdance, not my problem you don't like my nice hairy scottish ass wafting in your face.

 

[Max Payne]

you are so gross scott

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Oh come on! Blowing myself up with dynamite should have counted for something! >:

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

you are so gross scott

<3 you too snookums

 

[Max Payne]

Oh come on! Blowing myself up with dynamite should have counted for something! >:

Yeah, it accounted for 20% of my rage this evening, when you caused both of us to lose our bounties.

Btw I killed that fag 8 times after you left, and he finally got me on a fluke right before I hit 5000.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

...

;-;

 

[Max Payne]

HI I'M ADRI AND I DIDN'T KNOW DYNAMITE EXPLODES ONCE THE FUSE BURNS UP

you got Lost'd adri

 

[Sheva Alomar]

WELL WELL WELL

IT WAS MY FIRST TIME USING DYNAMITE GAT DAM ET

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Just wait till dac lays some and then shoot it from a distance

 

[Max Payne]

WELL WELL WELL

IT WAS MY FIRST TIME USING DYNAMITE GAT DAM ET

clearly you learned nothing from looney toons

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey the coyote never died!

 

[Max Payne]

Hey the coyote never died!

that's because he was obviously immortal.

One minute his face would be blown off, the next he'd have regenerated all of the destroyed tissue

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Clearly looney tunes was the work of the devil

 

[Max Payne]

lol um goin bed

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sleep you heathen yank!

 

[I Am Not Me]

Belated Happy Birthday~

/delayed

 

[Ite]

Happy belated!

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Happy lateness wishes, my brother from another mother.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?