Hi,my name is jazzflower92

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

I noticed you seem to be a big fan of Tseng.Then again I do kinda of have a thing for Asian guys.

In my opinion here are my top 5 picks for hottiest Final Fantasy 7 guys:
1.Sephiroth
2.Vincent
3.Tseng
4.Rufus
5.Reno

I can't make a list of Hawtest FFVII males because I'm heterosexual and male, so here's my one for FFVII Females:
1.Tifa
2.Aerith
3.Cissnei
4.Elena
5.Shalua

 

[Teioh]

Welcome ^.^

Everyone hates Hojo.

Welcome an' shit

S'not entirely true, I sort of liked him back in the day before I became a Rufus stalker I did my back in trying to mimic his walk. The scene in Costa del Sol has always amused me.

I ditto going to the General Turks Worship Thread, you might find that you start appreciating Rude a bit more

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Everyone loves to hates Hojo.

Welcome an' shit

Fixxxed

 

[jazzflower92]

What, But I love Hojo! Though the same reasons I love him are probably the reasons you hate him...

You actually like Hojo man thats kinda of a first because it just seems that guy is at the bottom of the barrel of everyone's list.

That reminds me on deviantart there is a top five list of the most true villians.Which is a term for villians who have no charisma or likability to who they are and what they do.And they enjoy every minute of their vileness and they have no good excuse.

Here is a link to what they are and as you can see Hojo is on the list:http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=complete+monster+hojo#/d59zq1u

 

[Fangu]

Hi there and welcome

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

You actually like Hojo man thats kinda of a first because it just seems that guy is at the bottom of the barrel of everyone's list.

That reminds me on deviantart there is a top five list of the most true villians.Which is a term for villians who have no charisma or likability to who they are and what they do.And they enjoy every minute of their vileness and they have no good excuse.

Here is a link to what they are and as you can see Hojo is on the list:http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=complete+monster+hojo#/d59zq1u

I like Hojo for how evil and deranged he is. I like villains like that. Sadistic villains are the best villains. My favorite FF villains, in order of game, are Garland, Emperor Mateus, Golbez, GILGAMESH, Exdeath, Kefka, Sephiroth, Hojo, Seifer, Kuja, Jecht, Seymour, and Gabranth.

 

[jazzflower92]

I like Hojo for how evil and deranged he is. I like villains like that. Sadistic villains are the best villains. My favorite FF villains, in order of game, are Garland, Emperor Mateus, Golbez, GILGAMESH, Exdeath, Kefka, Sephiroth, Hojo, Seifer, Kuja, Jecht, Seymour, and Gabranth.

Ok,I respect your opinion of Hojo but I still think Hojo deserves to be fed to Vermicious Knids painfully and slowly while everyone passes popcorn around while they watch his demise.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Ok,I respect your opinion of Hojo but I still think Hojo deserves to be fed to Vermicious Knids painfully and slowly while everyone passes popcorn around while they watch his demise.

I take it you've read Charlie in the Great Glass Elevator before. Fun fact: Roald Dahl was so unhappy with "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" that in his will he forbid Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator from being made into a film.

 

[jazzflower92]

I take it you've read Charlie in the Great Glass Elevator before. Fun fact: Roald Dahl was so unhappy with "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" that in his will he forbid Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator from being made into a film.

Oh,yeah I do remmeber they said in his will that the book would never ever be made into a movie since he found it so dissapointing.Makes one think what he would have thought of Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Whenever I think of Hojo and Sephiroth together I always think of this trope.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheUglyGuysHotDaughter

More specifically he would be ugly guy's hot son.I have a feeling some people would question how a man like Hojo could produce such an Adonis of a son.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Oh,yeah I do remmeber they said in his will that the book would never ever be made into a movie since he found it so dissapointing.Makes one think what he would have thought of Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Whenever I think of Hojo and Sephiroth together I always think of this trope.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheUglyGuysHotDaughter

More specifically he would be ugly guy's hot son.I have a feeling some people would question how a man like Hojo could produce such an Adonis of a son.

Because his wife was Lucrecia.

 

[jazzflower92]

Because his wife was Lucrecia.

Then again Sephiroth did take after all his mother's good looks,thank god.For his mental issues go see his father then call Child Services after him for doing unethical experiments on his own son.

 

[Octo]

loving this Hojo discussion, I'd like to add that his hair is lank and greasy and he probably has a hygiene problem

Anyway, welcome Jazzflower

 

[jazzflower92]

loving this Hojo discussion, I'd like to add that his hair is lank and greasy and he probably has a hygiene problem

Anyway, welcome Jazzflower

Thanks for the warm welcome.

Someone should write a song about Hojo,mainly about how much he sucks as a human being.

I think his song should be based on "Your A Mean One Mr.Grinch".Man,someone defiantly should write that.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Then again Sephiroth did take after all his mother's good looks,thank god.For his mental issues go see his father then call Child Services after him for doing unethical experiments on his own son.

At least Hojo involved himself in Sephy's life, even if Sephy was unaware that he was his father. Lucrecia just ran away to go live in a cave. I don't think either of them would get the "parent of the year award". And don't forget, Lucrecia was involved in the experiments as well, even though she regretted it later.

 

[Flintlock]

Hey. This thread had so many replies that I thought it must have been a revival from a long time ago, but no, 14 hours ago... so, welcome!

 

[jazzflower92]

At least Hojo involved himself in Sephy's life, even if Sephy was unaware that he was his father. Lucrecia just ran away to go live in a cave. I don't think either of them would get the "parent of the year award". And don't forget, Lucrecia was involved in the experiments as well, even though she regretted it later.

It would have been better if Hojo wasn't involved at all.They seem to expand on Sephiroth's childhood but I have seen a few fanfictions where they did give a picture how living under Hojo was hell on earth for him.In my mind since he was raised from day one to be a soldier I have a feeling he was never allowed to be a child and was always treated like an adult with no one truly giving him any ounce of real love.