How would you run square?

Umatbru

TLS's Resident Troll
Heres how I would run Square Enix.

1. Make more Sleeping Dogs sequels
2. Make more new IPs
3. Introduce a Squaresports brand (compare EA Sports)
4. Cancel All Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts projects, they are cancer and must be eradicated.
 

Octo

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I'd get them to remake Secret of Mana - and do it fucking properly. Then I'd embezzle all the funds and disappear to Fiji or somewhere :monster:
 

jazzflower92

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The Girl With A Strong Opinion
Have more main protagonist characters in the Final Fantasy series that are not generic pretty boys. Making everything the Compilation non-canon and start over from scratch.
 

Kai Schulen

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Trainer Red
Make more Final Fantasies and Kingdom Hearts and actually release them on time (XV I AM LOOKING AT YOU) -- but at the same time making sure that they're, you know, not like half rushed and unfinished for release. (Which is my biggest fear about XV right now, excluding sequels)
Also make it so that no one country is shafted of extra content for years, like the Final Mixes used to be -- if Japan gets extra bosses/dlc/plot/goodies and the like, so does the rest of the world.

And have Umatbru forever legally banned from playing any SE related games for the lulz. :monster:










Joking.

Not really. Seriously dude, why say things like eradicate all FF games in a FF related forum?
 
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Octo

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because it is a horrible thing.

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Kai Schulen

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Trainer Red
I already Explained.

By saying it's a horrible game and leaving it at that. What a stunning argument. I'm so completely swayed by your deep and thought provoking argument that I too, now hate Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts just as much as you! Maybe more than you!











:awesome:
 

Ghost X

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^In other threads, I think they were more in depth.

@Thread: How would I run Square? Probably very badly.
 

Kai Schulen

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Trainer Red
I read them just now, but I still think they're not actually legit arguments. ┐(‘~`;)┌

Also adding on to if I ran Square, I would really seriously invest in that Dragon Quest/Tales/FF crossover. Or maybe try and do cross overs with other RPGs.

And moRE CHRONO GAMES
 

Masamune

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Masa
Make sure Toriyama isn't allowed near another project again, unless it's some shitty handheld game no one cares about.

Appoint Hiroyuki Ito as the chief director of the main FF series.
 
Dragon Quesr is a ton of fun and it's the kind of game parents (like me) would be happy for their little kids to play if they knew it existed. It's a gold mine and SE really doesn't do much with it.
 

Umatbru

TLS's Resident Troll
Dragon Quesr is a ton of fun and it's the kind of game parents (like me) would be happy for their little kids to play if they knew it existed. It's a gold mine and SE really doesn't do much with it.

I'm told that dragon quest is quite kiddy. If I ran SE, I would make it even kiddier. There would be Saturday morning cartoons, toy-lines and advertisements during Saturday morning cartoon blocks.
 

Hisako

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Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
1. Make more Sleeping Dogs sequels

Sure, like what they're doing already with Triad Wars I suppose :monster:
Square Enix have definitely been a good publishing brand. To their credit, they aren't resting on their laurels with Eidos, CD and UFG under their wing. Not to mention their stand-in publishing act for games under the Activision and Ubisoft portfolios in Japan. And Enix's manga publishing.
It's easy to forget that Square Enix already does plenty more than just games development.

2. Make more new IPs
Easier said than done, but sure, not going to disagree there

3. Introduce a Squaresports brand (compare EA Sports)
lol if you're referring to a 'sports' brand specifically, EA Sports (and other behemoth franchises like the 2K series) have that corner of the market on lockdown. The only serious contender I can think of from Japan is Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer brand, and that's only because it fills a niche for Asian consumers of football with a franchise that established itself 18 years ago.

An attempt by Square Enix just wouldn't be competitive.

4. Cancel All Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts projects, they are cancer and must be eradicated.
I'm just going to +1 Carlie's opinion on this matter
 

Hisako

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Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
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