i love small children

[Joker]

As someone who was molested as a child, this is really fucking offensive. You guys are fucking sick, and I've reported you to the authorities.

 

[Cthulhu]

As someone who was molested as a child, this is really fucking offensive. You guys are fucking sick, and I've reported you to the authorities.

There's no law that states you can't make references to raping kids or make fun of pedos by imitating them or characterizing them with a baer.

 

[Dashell]

I did wonder what would happen if someone stumbled upon TLS yesterday and thought we were serious.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Yeah, really. With that said it's been funny, everyone. Happy April Fool's! This is going straight to the archive!