I've just eaten some badly out of date pork scratchings

[Alex]

And they smelt like petrol. Feel rather ill now and I reckon I have only hours to live.

Please advise.

 

[Carlos]

die faster

 

[Cookie Monster]

Eat some cat food.

 

[Carlos]

Drink some Paint Thinner to wash it all down.

 

[Alex]

It feels like I already have ;.;

 

[Carlos]

your still posting....why?

 

[Alex]

Because the laptop is gently warming my tummy and my testicles. Makes me feel warm and snug as I die of food poisoning.

 

[Carlos]

I got dibs on your penis and balls.

 

[Cthulhu]

You should post 'I've got one hour to live and I'm still a virgin, help me with the latter pl0x'.

 

[Alex]

I would, but I'd feel guilty about unjustly robbing that post from 90% of this forum

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

When you die, can I have your stuff?

 

[Bex]

I would, but I'd feel guilty about unjustly robbing that post from 90% of this forum

There'd also be trouble with the fact that I know full well he's not a virgin.
Then again, I had my eyes closed, it could have beeen someone else.

 

[Max Payne]

And they smelt like petrol. Feel rather ill now and I reckon I have only hours to live.

Please advise.

I'll see you in hell, I'll be down shortly.

 

[Alex]

There'd also be trouble with the fact that I know full well he's not a virgin.
Then again, I had my eyes closed, it could have beeen someone else.

I think you know me well enough to know whether or not it was somebody else rly

I'll see you in hell, I'll be down shortly.

Arrr!

 

[Carlos]

There'd also be trouble with the fact that I know full well he's not a virgin.
Then again, I had my eyes closed, it could have beeen someone else.

IT WAS ME!

 

[Bex]

When Alex passes, it won't be a secret anymore.

 

[Joker]

Hopefully you're, y'know...not dead. If so, remind me to fill you in on something, referencing back to this thread

If you are dead...well, that sucks. I'll miss you, Ron ;.;

 

[Cthulhu]

Here's motivation to stay alive: Die, and I'll steal your girlfriend.

 

[Super Mario]

I'll see you in hell, I'll be down shortly.

Not if I'm there to plead your case to the demons to send you to paradise you two won't!

 

[Max Payne]

.....

 

[Alex]

Tonight I'm really quitw drunk.

Clearly better than last night imfo

 

[Super Mario]

.....

LETS SEND YOU TO PARADISE!!!! 8DDDD

 

[Atticus]

Pork. Its what's for dinner. And breakfast. And lunch.

 

[Celes Chere]

Disgusting. Best wishes to your tummy.