Least Likely to Be Sexually Active

[Ⓐaron]

These people aren't all virgins (at least I'm not), but apparently people think we probably aren't getting laid.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Vote me or I'll make you bathe in a Good Person Hot Spring.

 

[Lex]

Going by logic, it probably is Matt.

 

[Ghost X]

Aren't aren't, eh? Looks like these folks may be getting some after all.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Good catch. Fixed.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Sorry Aaron, this probably ain't an award you'd want to win but... you got my vote.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Oh, please GLD, you clearly aren't aware of his secret relationship with Username. Did you know that whenever Aaron bans Username or one of his dupes, it really means they're having sex?

 

[Dawnbreaker]

That was a close one between Aaron and Porky but I think Aaron overthinks it so much that he wins the crown.

That said, you poor bastards. >>

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

That was a close one between Aaron and Porky but I think Aaron overthinks it so much that he wins the crown.

That said, you poor bastards. >>

He's just in denial about his twoo wuv for Username.

 

[Carlie]

So my 22 years of sexual inactivity didn't get me nominated? If only that would mean I'm going to get laid soon.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

You find yourself in a room with any one of a number of our members, male or female, I guarantee you'll get laid if you wanna

 

[Ⓐaron]

So my 22 years of sexual inactivity didn't get me nominated? If only that would mean I'm going to get laid soon.

I'm sure there are several members of this forum who would love to help you with that problem, myself included.

 

[Carlos]

I'm sure there are several members of this forum who would love to help you with that problem, myself included.

I think she voted for you.

 

[Ⓐaron]

She didn't. At least not yet.

I think it's strange that the forum's asexual is getting less votes than plenty of people who are obviously not asexual

 

[Carlie]

Hey what happened to voter privacy?

Rest assure that given the opportunity I would accept some of the offers (mostly the girls ).

 

[Ⓐaron]

I'm not going to reveal who you vote for when you do vote, .

Anyway if you decide you want to take up my offer be sure to let me know .

 

[Ghost X]

Who is the forum's asexual?

 

[Carlie]

Meibito, I have taught my padawan well.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I was actually referring to Splintered, but Mei claims to be asexual as well. I'm not entirely sure I believe her though, given how massively perverted she can be

 

[AvecAloes]

Sorry, Aaron...

 

[Ghost X]

Perhaps she has studied the ways of us sexual types, and is using our weakness against us.

 

[Splintered]

I wasn't going to say anything but I find it hilarious that I wasn't winning by a mile. I'd actually be happy to accept this award.

 

[Ghost X]

Even Charlie Chaplin didn't come first in a Charlie Chaplin impersonation contest... if that story is actually even true.

 

[Pixel]

Aaron's got this one in the bag...

*insert joke referring to large, underused balls*

 

[Carlos]

Aaron's got this on in the bag...

*insert joke referring to large, underused balls*

This made me almost snort out chocolate protein shake everywhere.