Least Likely to Be Sexually Active

[Danseru-kun]

^ I have no votes too

Not sure if I should feel happy about it or it's a divine sign that I must further safeguard my virginity

 

[Carlos]

^ I have no votes too

Not sure if I should feel happy about it or it's a divine sign that I must further safeguard my virginity

We should stick together for awhile.

I'll take your virginity and safeguard it.

 

[Ⓐaron]

yes, "safeguard"

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Hey, if she gives it to him then it is now literally impossible for anyone else to take it

 

[Danseru-kun]

We should stick together for awhile.

I'll take your virginity and safeguard it.

Not simple young man, you have to complete a quest first to the edge of the earth. You can only get the key to my chastity belt when you defeat the final boss.

 

[Carlos]

Not simple young man, you have to complete a quest first to the edge of the earth. You can only get the key to my chastity belt when you defeat the final boss.

Hold on....I think I know where I left my strategy guide.

 

[Cthulhu]

You won't get the achievement if you use a strategy guide,

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

But the true joy is in the playing, not any arbitrary achievements and trophies

 

[Ghost X]

The earth is not a perfect sphere, so has many edges. Finding "the Edge" of it though? That is easy enough.

Now I just gotta find out who is the final boss.

 

[Shademp]

This is how our quest for sex will end. We will achieve...self-respect.

 

[Flintlock]

So many good candidates (and I'm disappointed that Shademp isn't on the poll), but I'll vote for Yop. He just "no u"s every good bit of advice that comes his way

Spoiler: .

Pre-emptive: no u!

He knows that he could get some action if he wanted to.

 

[Ⓐaron]

But the true joy is in the playing, not any arbitrary achievements and trophies

Speak for yourself. I'd say the true joy is in the getting laid, and wouldn't class that as an "arbitrary achievement and trophy".

 

[Cthulhu]

So many good candidates (and I'm disappointed that Shademp isn't on the poll), but I'll vote for Yop. He just "no u"s every good bit of advice that comes his way

Spoiler: .

Pre-emptive: no u!

He knows that he could get some action if he wanted to.

No u!

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

yop can't win because of

Spoiler: this

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Not to mention all the people on the forum he's tentacle raped.

 

[Carlie]

His tentacles aren't the same from his tentacle.

 

[Cthulhu]

Tentacle raep is merely platonic, just business, .

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Tentacle raep is merely platonic, just business, .

That doesn't meen it isn't smex. Ever heard of friends with benefits?

 

[Cthulhu]

What? You don't tentacle rape friends,

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

What? You don't tentacle rape friends,

What if they want it?

 

[Cthulhu]

Then it's technically not rape,

 

[Ⓐaron]

It is probably impossible to tentacle rape Tiff

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Then it's technically not rape,

Touche.