I'm leaving this open so Claymore can answer the remaining questions directed to him, but this is closed for new questions now.
What is your favourite nut and/or legume?
Which is worse
Having marmite smeared on your face, and then a hoover bag emptied over you
OR
Getting a splinter under your toenail?
How long have you been with your chap and is there a story to you meeting and getting together?