Member Spotlight #6: Ask Telcontar anything

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
#1
This is a new thing we're doing where we give a specific member a thread for a week in which they can share whatever information they want about themselves, then answer whatever questions the public asks them. It's sort of an expansion on the "Let's get to know each other" thread by, well, giving one member the spotlight. More information on the concept can be found here.

This week's participant is [member=8929]Telcontar[/member], who has elected to share the following information:
Feel free to ask whatever you'd like. This thread will be up for approximately a week before we move onto our next participant. :monster:
 

Octo

KULT OF KERMITU
AKA
Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
#2
Have you got 10p for a cup of tea?

Who would play you in a film of your life?

A riddle, wrapped up in a mystery, wrapped up in an enigma - would you say that is a fair assesment of you?

What are you like in real life?

What do you eat? Do you eat?

Very important: Favoritestestest gif of all time?

:monster:
 
#4
Are you ready for the onslaught of questions? :awesome:

You were in the army right? Which bit, doing what, why, how long, why'd ya leave and would you go back?

Have you ever been in a fisticuffs fight? How did it start and who finished it?

Top 5 bands.

Top 5 films from teenhood years

Do you prefer blow jobs or penetrative sex?
 
#5
Are you hideously scarred beneath the mask?

How do you feel about vegetarians.

Have you ever assembled an item of furniture from IKEA, and if so, how did that go?

Top 5 cars you would own if money was no object, and why.

Do you believe in true love forever after with one person?

Would you like to have children one day? if yes, how many, and what names would you give them?

What's the most difficult recipe you've ever cooked?
 
#6
What's your job aside from entertaining me on Skype?

Tea or coffee?

What kind of date would you take me out on?

What are your top 3 talents?

How would you describe your teenage years?

Tell us about a cool holiday you went on.
 
#9
Have you got 10p for a cup of tea?
I'm brewing some specially; Do you want some?

Who would play you in a film of your life?
Ryan Gosling.

A riddle, wrapped up in a mystery, wrapped up in an enigma - would you say that is a fair assesment of you?
Sounds cool, so yes!

What are you like in real life?
I talk only when absolutely needed. I suck at social interactions. If I ever meet you guys in real life, there would probably be a LOT of awkward silence.

What do you eat? Do you eat?
I don't really have "a" favourite thing to eat. I eat anything gives me enough energy to sustain my next activity. If I had to pick one though... Fish and Chips. You can't go wrong with Fish and Chips.

Very important: Favoritestestest gif of all time?

Can we see a picture of you? A proper pictar?

Where do you find all those perfect gifs?
Here!

What do you do to relax?
I meditate. Or masturbate. Or both...

You were in the army right? Which bit, doing what, why, how long, why'd ya leave and would you go back?
Yes. However, I can't talk about it. It's confidential. For realz.
I was really happy when I left, but I kinda miss it now. It was fun.

Have you ever been in a fisticuffs fight? How did it start and who finished it?
Nope. But I want to!

1) Linkin Park
2) U2
3) Daft Punk
4) Eminem
5) Coldplay

Top 5 films from teenhood years
1) Jurassic Park
2) Jumanji
3) Space Jam
4) Lion King
5) The Land Before Time

Do you prefer blow jobs or penetrative sex?
Sex.

Are you hideously scarred beneath the mask?
If you are scarred like Licorice suggests, do you also have a healing factor a la Deadpool?
No. I'm just too handsome for common folk.

How do you feel about vegetarians.
There's nothing wrong with being a vegetarian.

Have you ever assembled an item of furniture from IKEA, and if so, how did that go?
Love their instructions. Simple and clean. Been using all of their stuff for years.

Top 5 cars you would own if money was no object, and why.
1) 1999 Dodge Viper GTS (Played Test Drive when I was young. This is the first car in the car selection thing you see. It was love at first sight.)

2) 1982 DeLorean DMC-12 (For obvious reasons.)

3) 2002 V12 Vanquish (Die Another Day. It was badass!)

4) 1976 British Leyland Mini 1000 (Mr. Bean's car!)

5) 2008 Lamborghini Reventon (Sexy as hell.)

Do you believe in true love forever after with one person?
Yes.

Would you like to have children one day? if yes, how many, and what names would you give them?
I don't plan to get married, nor have children. =\

What's the most difficult recipe you've ever cooked?
Made banana cupcakes recently. That's the hardest thing I've "cooked".
2nd hardest thing I've made would probably be a bacon and egg sandwich. I usually eat canned food or takeaway. I eat like a slightly more well-off hobo. :wacky:

What's your job aside from entertaining me on Skype?
I'm studying for a degree in Computer Science. Majoring in Game Development. You guys will be playing my games soon. :awesome:

Tea or coffee?
I love both equally.

What kind of date would you take me out on?
A Ryan Gosling filmfest. At home!

What are your top 3 talents?
1) Coding.
2) I eat really fast.
3) That's it I guess!

How would you describe your teenage years?
I was fat, ate a lot, didn't exercise, got really bad haircuts, played lots of video games. I was that fat nerd no one likes. Then army happened.

Tell us about a cool holiday you went on.
NEW-FUCKING-ZEALAND.

Went around North Island seeing filming locations for LOTR. That was cool. Highlight of the trip was driving to Mt. Doom. We spent an hour finding for a way to get nearer to the mountain but gave up. I got super sad.

BUT, we found it on the way out and man, it was amazing. The feeling of getting your hopes crushed, and then rebuilt.

Will you promise to answer the questions honestly? :monster:
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
 
#10
Seeing as you are a game designer in-the-making, can you tell us, in your own words, where Square Enix went wrong?

What kind of games would you be interested in making?
 

Carlie

CltrAltDelicious
AKA
Chloe Frazer
#12
I've been on a video call with Tel so I know exactly how he looks like, I saved proof of it too but Tel wants his face to remain anonymous with you guys. Convince him otherwise. :monster:

How old are you really?
 

Dawnbreaker

~Heiress of Her Will~
AKA
Warrior of Light, Daryl Falchion, Dragonsoul, Dawnbreaker, Amy Pond, Cheryl Tunt
#19
If you were marooned on an island what are the five things you'd take with you?
 
#20
Seeing as you are a game designer in-the-making, can you tell us, in your own words, where Square Enix went wrong?
They played it safe. Made lots of portable/mobile titles with small budgets. Stuck with an IP/title with an established fan base: FF13, and made sequels.

What kind of games would you be interested in making?
Interative Movies (TM) :ego:

whats going on in here?
It's an illusion, Michael. :shifty:

I've been on a video call with Tel so I know exactly how he looks like, I saved proof of it too but Tel wants his face to remain anonymous with you guys. Convince him otherwise. :monster:
Why do you still have that photo of me? :wacky:

How old are you really?
Being a teenager when the land before time came out either makes you really old, or bad at counting. Are you bad at counting?
How old do you guys think I am? :awesome:

Are you British? your usage of the term fish and chips inclines me to believe you're British.
Maybe... Maybe not!

What is your favorite Beatles song?
How did you know that I love The Beatles?!

Good question. It's really hard to pick a favourite...
Not exactly by The Beatles, but it'll be Imagine by John Lennon.


Not the best angle. Sorry.

What's the worst thing you've ever done o another person?
Almost chocking an asshole. He pissed me off, so I went for his throat. I really wanted to crush it but luckily, I regained my composure before doing it and walked away.

Any tattoos, piercings, scars or other neat identifiers?
Nope. None.

If you were marooned on an island what are the five things you'd take with you?
Five items... Hm... Good one...

1) Knife
2) Paracord
3) Firestarter
4) Poncho
5) Mirror
 

Ami

Playing All The Stuff!
AKA
Amizon, Commander Shepard, Ellie, Rinoa Heartilly, Xena, Clara Oswald, Gamora, Lana Kane, Tifa Lockhart, Jodie Holmes, Chloe Price.
#21
Tennant or Smith?

Darling, why don't you show them your voice? I heard it once on Skype and it was delicious.

What's your honest opinion about me?

Are you the Chosen One?
 

Carlie

CltrAltDelicious
AKA
Chloe Frazer
#22
You never know when having pictorial evidence of an anonymous person could become useful. :wacky:

Replying with a question to my question is not an answer Tel. :monster:
 
#24
Would you ever work as a spy? I feel you would be good at it.

What's your fav flavour ice cream?

Fave cartoon when you were a kid?

What gets you up in the morning?

If you came to visit Europe, what 3 countries would you go to, why and what would you do/see there?

Do you believe in ghosties? Have you had any experiences you couldn't explain?
 
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