Message to TLS

[Max Payne]

See, I have had enough of the drama and the out silliness of this board but most of you folks are pretty cool and though we have had some head butting I would like to relay a message to all of you that I can remember

Arianna: I am sorry you are intimidated by black people, I would apologise to you on behalf of my people but black unity and shit and honestly I feel the same, sometimes I look at my father and just see an angry bulldog with arms and legs.

I also think you'd have made a great moderator in hindsight and I'm sorry I didn't believe in you. Truefacts.

Aaron: Learn how to fucking chill out and stop being so goddamn over the top and dramatic over every little thing. Life isn't so bad as long as you have a roof over your head, food to eat, and air to breathe. You can always find something good about life and let's be honest, if Flavour Flav can find love so can you.

Adri: Stop trying to out gay bex. You won that battle a long time ago.

Alex: I'm sorry, there's not enough food in the world for you and the rest of us.

Prince Lex: In a fight to the death your hair would kill adri's hair, eat it, and then shit out little adri hair poos. But then again you have been accused of using phoenix but I don't know the whole story on that.

X: stop putting fucking sunglasses on everything you've been doing that shit for like 7 years to my knowledge jesus christ <3

Mako:

Spoiler: I may call you a nigger and tell you to go take a long dip on a lava drenched rock penis but I do think you're a pretty cool guy most of the time and I wish this drama never affected my opinion of you. I enjoyed talking to you about nerdy shit like FF, Bleach, and Naruto for the last +5 years and I don't regret that.

Mog: I was going to say that you were a pretty cool dude but after that balcony post I want to tell you to go fuck yourself with a bloody knife. However you were one of the first people to welcome me to the internet back in the day and I shall always remember that.

Omega:

Spoiler: Stop stealing my fucking kills you assbrained inbred tree humping chimp jesus tap dancing christ I don't give a shit about your fucking biotic explosions.

Zealkin: You're a pretty cool dude/dudette and I really respect what you're doing with your Daily Doodles, I wish I had that kind of dedication.

Octo:

Spoiler: Keep spawning those little hatchlings and eventually you'll have enough to start your own brood and finally take the world by storm.

Celes:

Spoiler: Your browness is offensive. I will always regret not banning your monkey ass.

Tony: You fucking doped up tard I hate you and I hope you die in a fire.

Scott: I hope you fucking drink yourself into such a stupor that you stumble onto a train track and get RDR'd

Rishi: I'm sorry I can't put you on a rainbow.

Bex: I'm sorry but you still look a fucking chocobo

Captain Highwind: You post funny stuff and you never really rubbed anyone the wrong way so you're cool in my book.

null: We'll always have the battle for serenity

Satsu: I would say that adults are talking but I'm seriously doubting the existence of those things right now.

Samantha:

Spoiler: CLOWNS.

Tifabelle: You're not old, stop playing at it. You're a babby like the rest of us.

Spoiler: this is you

Aki:

Spoiler: I'm sorry but space is not for you

Brooke: You must stop your mission to take over the world using cats

It will not end well for anyone

Thor: You'll always be my favorite highway

Mr. Ite: I approve of your adoption of the Macbeth persona and I hear you have a pretty good band but I wouldn't know since I don't live in FUCKING CANADA

Noctis: We may not have always gotten along and I may have called you a fucking moron at some point but you were always pretty cool and I can't hate a fellow bleach fan for long.

Kat:

Spoiler: I hope you find the chainsword of your dreams and have many chainsword babies and form your own chainsword dynasty.

Zee:

Spoiler: You will always be my favourite homo and some day I hope to grope you

Ryu:

Spoiler: you failure of a streetfighter

Tennyo: Those are some fantastic tits

Yop:

Spoiler: You've always been a really cool dood and a major proponent of the no drama stance, you always kept it simple and I always appreciated that you slimy bastard

If I forgot anyone else it's either because of my shitty memory, I don't know you, or you managed to avoid 99% of the drama on this board and kudos to you you have unlocked the secret achievement.

I just want to say that while you ruined my one safe haven in my life with your petty pedantic dramawhoring and double talking bullshit, I still wish most of you well in your lives. The rest of you can take a flying leap into Channy's boiling vagina

I enjoyed most of my time here before the influx of stupidity

this

Spoiler: this fucking drama

K I'm done, PEACE OUT BISHES

 

[looneymoon]

I'm gone for one day and I don't know what the fuck even happened.

why is everyone banned?

why is dacon leaving?

i was too busy playing with cats.

 

[Ⓐaron]

everyone went apeshit

the end

hopefully we'll write a long post summarising events later, but it's not all resolved yet so now is probably not the time

octo and hito both requested bans, the other events would probably be better explained by someone else who doesn't have to be at work in four and a half hours

 

[CK]

I love brent in a totally heterosexual way.

edit: I'm not doped up... any more.

 

[Celes Chere]

Spoiler: I'LL MISS YOU ; A ;

also food

 

[Ⓐaron]

btw dac, peace out, sucks that you're leaving but given the shit in your life i can't blame you. this place isnt good for anyone's mental health in its current state and i probably only stick around because of masochism or some misguided sense of loyalty or something. hopefully we'll catch each other on msn or something

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wtf actually happened 0.o

 

[Tetsujin]

This was cool until I didn't get a mention.

Why do you hate me so.


Also, my favorite people here are leaving. Now even the internet cannot provide entertainment anymore. D:

 

[Lord Noctis]

Sucks that you're leaving Dac. Like you said we didn't always get along, but you were still one of the most awesome people here. I wish you the best of luck from here on out.

 

[Geostigma]

This was cool until I didn't get a mention.

Why do you hate me so.


Also, my favorite people here are leaving. Now even the internet cannot provide entertainment anymore. D:

The faves are leaving to make room for the new people.

Wander,Manc, username, tethar atrum, lord grey dragon, Sinfinity. TLS is gonna rock with all these wonderful new additions
jk of course.


Dacon, Take care man.

 

[Hisako]

All the best guy

You'll know where to find anyone of us if you ever change your mind in the future.

 

[Ghost X]

Adios, Dacon. You're welcome back any time you wish.

As for proposed write-up of recent drama events, I look forward to reading it, and making an attempt at giving feedback.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Goddamnit, what the hell happened now?

 

[Alex]

Goddamnit, what the hell happened now?

Apparently everything is now terrible.

 

[Makoeyes987]

If it will undo whatever fucking madness happened in the 10 or so hours I was sleeping off a bender, I'll pucker right up.

 

[Alex]

I was just sleeping.

Though truthfully you should have waded into the eye of the shitstorm before you started sleeping it off. Sounds like its a hell of a view.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Couldn't have been that bad, I wasn't even banned this time!

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Dacon, I will sincerely miss you around, man. That's from the heart real man shit right there.

As far as the balcony sex goes, look, I had to do it. It was Hawaii, dude. How often does that chance come around? I'll be waiting for that knife; I've had a good run!

Take care of yourself, man. You are always welcome here, whatever this place becomes.

 

[Alex Strife]

Take care, Dac.

 

[Carlie]

This was cool until I didn't get a mention.

Why do you hate me so.

Yeah Brent. I was cool with you not knowing who I was or confusing me with Mira when we started talking but this shit is unforgivable I tell you.


In all seriousness Brent you're an extremely cool, funny and talented dude, the forum is not going to be the same without you and I'll say it again your deep voice is sexy, also you showed me Firefly and I thank for that. Take care bro and keep fighting crime on Gotham.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

I hope the tensions on the board, and the fact that several people are leaving, will cause the staff to review the issues here.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I hope the tensions on the board, and the fact that several people are leaving, will cause the staff to review the issues here.

In the same vein, if you have issues, please let at least me know. I will try and make damn sure staff is aware of them.

That's issues with staff or other members.

Dac, sorry to see you go, but given where your head's at, I really do think it's for the best that you're doing this. I hope you can manage to get yourself in a position to come back, and the forum can get itself in a place where it's somewhere you'd want to come back to.

 

[Lex]

I hope you come back soon dude.

 

[Madame Mayor]

this just fucking sucks and i hate everyone who made this happen

just fuck

ilu bff

 

[Splintered]

crl+f Splintered


also what the fuck happened oh my god