Most Likely to Die in the Zombie Apocalypse

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Matt would be the first, because he would be too busy shipping strange couple and replying to everybody so he wouldn't notice the zombie.
then they would kill Username for reasons

No, the zombies won't be able to get me cause Absolutely Safe Capsule. Nothing can get in it, and I can't leave it.The zombies would make futile attempts at getting me while I them.

And I think Username would be ganked by Aaron before the zombies could get him.

 

[AvecAloes]

A capsule....you can't leave....so you won't be the first to die, but you will eventually die....of starvation.

 

[Geostigma]

While all of you prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

Ill be prepping for the Mummy Apocalypse, I have an army of cats guarding my home 24/7, no mummy will dare to attack my yard.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

I considered making a reference to Stephen King's "Sleepwalkers" to go with Gabe's mummy plan, but decided it was too obscure. Yes, I actually thought this out, why do you ask?

 

[Carlie]

Crazy prepared?

 

[Carlos]

While all of you prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

Ill be prepping for the Mummy Apocalypse, I have an army of cats guarding my home 24/7, no mummy will dare to attack my yard.

yes but how many Brendan Frasers do you have?

 

[Geostigma]

yes but how many Brendan Frasers do you have?

1, and 2 really good impersonators.

Why do you think he hasn't made a movie in awhile?

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

A capsule....you can't leave....so you won't be the first to die, but you will eventually die....of starvation.

Nope. Excessive time travel made me immortal.

 

[AvecAloes]

Then you clearly don't need the capsule.

 

[Fangu]

Related

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Then you clearly don't need the capsule.

It's supposed to protect me from the rest of the world, though it was really invented to protect the rest of the world from me.

 

[Flintlock]

Username is the runaway winner of this poll, but I can understand that. When the zombies come for him, he will be too busy trying to get onto TLS to notice.

 

[Carlos]

Related

Cock is your only downfall Fangu.

 

[Fangu]

<Fangu> it is so unfair that during the night I can't go into video game land and fuck the shit out of certain characters

I have no idea what you're talking about man

 

[Lex]

You're on crack or something today 0_o

 

[Carlie]

What you call crack we women call being horny.

 

[Cthulhu]

I should randomly poast pictures of Snow just to make her make random statements like that, .

It'd be like "Oh shit exam coming in three days wtf am I going tOMG NAKED SNOW HNNNNNNNNNNG",

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

I should randomly poast pictures of Snow just to make her make random statements like that, .

It'd be like "Oh shit exam coming in three days wtf am I going tOMG NAKED SNOW HNNNNNNNNNNG",

She probably wishes she was Serah so she could have smex with Snow. Just like how some days I wish I was Cloud so I could have smex with Tifa.

 

[Cthulhu]

And be a skinny, angsty twat with a weird skin disease?

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

And be a skinny, angsty twat with a weird skin disease?

That's AC Cloud, who would not be having sex with Tifa because he would be secluded from everyone else while angsting about Zack and Aerith. I would be Cloud in either the timeframe from the Highwind scene to his contraction of Geostigma, or after AC.

 

[Carlie]

Ewww naked Snow, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

The current conversation has fuck all to do with zombies. Unless being a zombie is secretly the reason for Snow's weird skin disease thing

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

The current conversation has fuck all to do with zombies. Unless being a zombie is secretly the reason for Snow's weird skin disease thing

You seriously thought after my argument with Aaron about whether or not he was in a romantic relationship with Username that this topic would be able to have a serious conversation about zombies!?

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Nope