Most Likely to Drink Their Own Piss

Most Likely to Drink Their Own Piss

  • Cthulhu (Yop)

    Votes: 6 25.0%
  • Fangu

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Gym Leader Devil

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Kiss Land (MOG)

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Makoeyes987

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ryushikaze

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Sean Bean (Carlos)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shub-Niggurath (Mage)

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wander

    Votes: 2 8.3%

  • Total voters
    24
  • Poll closed .

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
When the shit goes down, you can evidently depend on these people to do what it takes to stay alive. Or else they're just crazy and like the taste of piss.
 
Sorry but this thread would be incomplete without the following meme. :P

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Carlie

CltrAltDelicious
AKA
Chloe Frazer
Yop would probably be crazy enough to drink it if he was drunk and confused it for beer so really it can happen at any moment. :monster:
 

Kermitu Kleric Katie

KULT OF KERMITU
Interestingly enough, drinking your own piss has no benefit to you in a survival situation, as it's just what's left of the fluids you drink after all the useful stuff in them has been digested, so it has no nutrients that your body could make use of.
 

Sprites

Waiting for something
AKA
Gems
To put it in perspective Matt you can survive around 3 weeks without food or nutrients but only 3-4 days without fluids, so if your pee is the only source of hydration it doesn't matter if it has nutrients or not, it's keeping you from becoming dehyrated:monster:
 

Kermitu Kleric Katie

KULT OF KERMITU
Ummm..no. It does not work that way. You can read all about how awful for you drinking you own piss is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine#Survival_uses
The gist of it is, your body doesn't want your pee, which is why it gets rid of it in the first place, and the salt in your pee will worsen your dehydration rather than relieve it.
And if you don't trust wikipedia, then just look at the US Army Field Manual, which also mentions how urine should NOT be used as a substitute for water(along with alcohol, blood, and seawater): http://www.equipped.com/21-76/ch6.pdf
 

Cat Rage Room

Great Old One
AKA
Mog
Yeah, but pee is just water without the nutrients that make water good for you, because those have already been put to use by your body. So it's water without any nutritional value.

While you're fundamentally correct about drinking your own (unfiltered) urine won't save you when the chips are down, the concept of 'nutrients that make water good for you' doesn't make any sense because nutrients have nothing to do with water being vital for you, its just water, H2O itself that your body needs. It's the salt added to the water that makes it harmful, not the lack of anything in it.

The chemical properties inherent in water makes it vital, not 'nutrients'. Water doesn't have nutrintional valuel; it's fuckin' water.
 

Kermitu Kleric Katie

KULT OF KERMITU
While you're fundamentally correct about drinking your own (unfiltered) urine won't save you when the chips are down, the concept of 'nutrients that make water good for you' doesn't make any sense because nutrients have nothing to do with water being vital for you, its just water, H2O itself that your body needs. It's the salt added to the water that makes it harmful, not the lack of anything in it.

The chemical properties inherent in water makes it vital, not 'nutrients'. Water doesn't have nutrintional valuel; it's fuckin' water.

I consider water itself to be a nutrient or whatever that your body needs.
 

Gym Leader Devil

True Master of the Dark-type (suck it Piers)
AKA
So many names
While you're fundamentally correct about drinking your own (unfiltered) urine won't save you when the chips are down, the concept of 'nutrients that make water good for you' doesn't make any sense because nutrients have nothing to do with water being vital for you, its just water, H2O itself that your body needs. It's the salt added to the water that makes it harmful, not the lack of anything in it.

The chemical properties inherent in water makes it vital, not 'nutrients'. Water doesn't have nutrintional valuel; it's fuckin' water.

If he hadn't said it, I would have. Tust us Matt, we know what we're talking about here.
 

Drax

Pro Adventurer
AKA
Benoist; Captain Highwind
Clearly the solution to this problem is an apparatus that filters piss into clear, drinkable water.

To the alchemy station!
 

Dawnbreaker

~The Other Side of Fear~
While you're fundamentally correct about drinking your own (unfiltered) urine won't save you when the chips are down, the concept of 'nutrients that make water good for you' doesn't make any sense because nutrients have nothing to do with water being vital for you, its just water, H2O itself that your body needs. It's the salt added to the water that makes it harmful, not the lack of anything in it.

The chemical properties inherent in water makes it vital, not 'nutrients'. Water doesn't have nutrintional valuel; it's fuckin' water.

See? This is why I voted for MOG. I'm so following him around if the world goes to shit. <3
 

Mage

She/They
AKA
Mage
AWARD EDIT: Most Likely to Drink Their Own Piss or Else Use it to Administer an Enema to Rehydrate Themselves.

:monster:
 

Mage

She/They
AKA
Mage
If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I want to be somewhere near you when the shit goes down. That's why you got my vote.
 

looneymoon

they/them
AKA
Rishi
Mog earned my vote because he is an IRL badass.

Everyone else would probably cry as someone else force fed them their own piss.
 
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