Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

[Ⓐaron]

I guess people think these people are pretty resourceful, or something. They're likely to be good people to have on your team when the inevitable happens.

 

[Ghost X]

Mog spends most of his time on boats, or at least that is how my imagination would see it. He gets my vote. GLD comes in second, because I imagine him with a huge stash of weapons for some reason.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

@Ghost: Its probably because I have a a huge stash of weapons C'mon folks, gimme a few votes in here. I don't gotta outright win, but lemme place at least (I'm well aware that I'd almost certainly be that dude who dies getting the last two or three people into the safe zone).

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

GLD speaks the truth.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

^Yes, yes he does. And when the Devil speaks truth you know it matters Though do be aware, if I DID win first place I wouldn't exactly argue the point

 

[Dawnbreaker]

"Only a moron would try to kill something that's already dead!"



if that doesn't tell you who I voted for...

 

[AvecAloes]

GLD all the way, baby.

 

[Lex]

I voted for Fangu because I think she'd kick some zombie ass.

 

[Splintered]

Isn't Mog in the navy or something? He could literally just sit on a boat and wait out the zombies to die.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

^The type of zombie apocalypse was never specified, the kind that can walk across the ocean floor and then climb up the anchor chain could show up. Course, then a navy boat is still a place full of weapons, people trained to use them, and lots and lots of choke points and hold-out friendly locations. So yeah, I can still see voting for Mog.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Dacon.

Because pure and uncensored anger helps when it comes to slaying the walking dead.

 

[Demona]

Frankly, I voted Avec because wishful thinking, yay Survival of the Nicest, but then I realised that it's a horrible thing to wish on someone and now I wish I could change my vote...

 

[Tennyo]

I guess people think these people are pretty resourceful, or something. They're likely to be good people to have on your team when the inevitable happens.

Then how the flip did I get nominated?

 

[Cat Rage Room]

^The type of zombie apocalypse was never specified, the kind that can walk across the ocean floor and then climb up the anchor chain could show up. Course, then a navy boat is still a place full of weapons, people trained to use them, and lots and lots of choke points and hold-out friendly locations. So yeah, I can still see voting for Mog.

Good luck doing that on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Also, (American) carriers are nuclear powered, which means they're capable of literally running for years. Also, I'm fully qualified and trained in the use of a 9mm Beretta, Mossberg shotgun, and the M4/M16.

I'm not quite saying 'Vote for Me!'. But...

 

[Cthulhu]

Mog spends most of his time on boats, or at least that is how my imagination would see it. He gets my vote. GLD comes in second, because I imagine him with a huge stash of weapons for some reason.

But there is nowhere to run on a boat, .

On that note, I voted Fangu because I'm biased and partial and cba to feign neutrality. Oh and she can out-run everyone on the forums as far as I know. Ties with GLD though, seeing that he spends a large amount of waking hours fighting the zombie horde. Plus he lives remotely (iirc), which is also bonus points for zombie survival.

 

[Shademp]

I would pay money to see a movie where GLD slashes, punches and shoots zombies. Add some cheesy one-liners in there (and some manly roaring) and we have a box office hit.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Good luck doing that on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Also, (American) carriers are nuclear powered, which means they're capable of literally running for years. Also, I'm fully qualified and trained in the use of a 9mm Beretta, Mossberg shotgun, and the M4/M16.

Because I am me, I must add that my earlier example is not the only one that could work to get zombies up in your face. All it'd take is one sailor being infected or cursed or whatever the source of the zombie plague is and going bite-happy in just the right place. But then, all of my other stuff about choke points, sealable bulk-heads, and so on are still in place. And yeah, even if most of the other folks serving on that great big boat with you end up with the flesh munchies, at least that means more Beretta, Mossberg, and M4/M16 ammo to go around for those who aren't I can still totally see you winning this thing dude

I would pay money to see a movie where GLD slashes, punches and shoots zombies. Add some cheesy one-liners in there (and some manly roaring) and we have a box office hit.

Somebody get me a camera, some extras, and a couple thousand gallons of karo syrup and red food dye.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

I thnk Ryu would be helpful against a horde of rabid clerith zombies.

 

[Fangu]

Oh and she can out-run everyone on the forums as far as I know.

Wow I never believed in my life someone would write something like that about me. Life is full of surprises - I know I surprised the hell out of myself when I managed those 13 miles

Though afaik zombies aren't exactly fast

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Except the ones that are On another note, my over-thinking of Mog's circumstances in a zombie apocalypse have Clicky demanding I write a screenplay or book about it. Sadly I totally lack the funding to get a believable aircraft carrier set built, or buy film, or anything, so I am sad now cause damn if she doesn't sell it as a good idea.

 

[Carlie]

Then how the flip did I get nominated?

I nominated you. My thinking is that someone as nice and with breasts like yours couldn't possibly be killed by zombies.

 

[Ⓐaron]

She could push them away with her boobs, maybe?

 

[Carlie]

Or they will be too awestruck by them to kill her. Tenny's boobs have reach memetic status in this forum.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I suppose that's true; it's unlikely even zombies wouldn't be affected

 

[Tennyo]

They'd bounce off if they attacked me.

Unless they attacked me from behind.

But in that case they'd probably just bounce off my ass.

But I still vote Mog because of reasons.