Most Pistoning Pen0r

[The Man]

I'm not sure if this means we can literally fuck the shit out of things or if we just give people metaphorical dickings.

I don't think anyone is going to be providing photographic/video evidence, but you never know with this board.

 

[Ghost X]

I'm literally stumped. Anyone who wants my vote, present your best argument *nods*.

 

[The Pyro]

Awww no one nominated me this year? I at least got that far last time. Will have to piston moar and harder next year Anyway, this one is almost always between Ryu and Tres for me, and I gotta vote Tres this time around. I do be hoping for first and second for those two.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

I went with Ryu.

 

[Tetsujin]

Why am I nominated? What does this category even mean?

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

It has something to do with penis, but I'm not sure because I don't know what pistoning means when it's used as an adjective.

 

[Carlos]

I think it means a penis that is jerked off often? Considering pistons go up and down? I'm not sure.

 

[The Man]

A piston is "a solid disk or cylinder that fits inside a hollow cylinder, and moves under pressure (as in an engine) or displaces fluid (as in a pump)". So a pistoning pen0r is a pen0r that moves like a piston

 

[Carlos]

Why was anyone nominated for this then? No man has a penis that pumps up and down.

 

[The Man]

It does if you're doing cowgirl or reverse cowgirl

 

[Carlos]

Alright Aaron. I wont get too technical. I'm far too tired.

 

[Ghost X]

Okay, so who does the most cowgirl/reverse cowgirl? I'll vote for them .

 

[Lex]

Okay, so who does the most cowgirlboy/reverse cowgirlboy? I'll vote for them .

Me

I'm really not sure who to vote for. And I'm probably getting a bit tiresome, making these posts saying "I don't know who to vote for!!!!".

Solution: leave TLS for a few hours, come back later.

 

[Flintlock]

Definitely Shademp.

 

[Fangu]

This topic confuses me. What is this penor you speak of?

 

[Carlos]

Fangu I'll meet you at the corner cafe. I'll show you my pen0r.

 

[Cthulhu]

It is the One of the Pistoning variety.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

First name that popped into my head when I thought of this was Mog. I dunno why but I will honor my first thought.

 

[Ghost X]

I voted for Lex because he bet everyone to the punch, so to speak, about cowpeople and reverse cowpeople.

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

cthulhu can't win. he use tentacle.

 

[Shademp]

Definitely Shademp.

Could you explain why you think this? I have a theory but I'd like to hear the reason.

 

[Flintlock]

Uh. It's so incredibly... pistoning that it scares off all the girls

 

[Lex]

I voted for Lex because he bet everyone to the punch, so to speak, about cowpeople and reverse cowpeople.

I had to think really hard to remember what you were actually talking about

Anyway, I still don't know who to vote for. This one requires some serious thought.

 

[Cthulhu]

When in doubt, vote for me

 

[AvecAloes]

Is this going off of personal experience or is it based on hear say from other members?