LaterLoan Officer - Very wise decision. Well, I'll tell you what. It's a fascinating idea, and very impressive presentation. But two girls still in high school with no business experience? You're what we call "high-risk applicants." I really don't think the bank will give you a loan. Unless, Daria, you want to ask your father to cosign for it.
Daria - I don't think I can do that. He's already had one heart attack.
Loan Officer - Oh, well, then... I'm sorry.
Jodie - What about my father?
Loan Officer - What about him? Does he know anything about business?
Jodie - He helped me put together this proposal that you claimed was so impressive.
Loan Officer - Your father's not Andrew Landon, is he?
Jodie - That's him.
Loan Officer - The folding coffee cup guy?
Jodie - Yes, that's my dad.
Loan Officer - Well, then, Jodie, you've got business savvy in your blood. Why don't I run your plan by my boss and see what he thinks? Maybe we can work something out.
Jodie - Why? You don't give loans to high-risk applicants, unless maybe you're hoping you'll get a little business from their fathers.
Loan Officer - Now, Jodie...
Jodie - My father's the same high-risk color that I am, you know. (storms out)
Daria - Well, I guess that makes me the outside person.
(outside)
(Daria runs to catch up with Jodie)
Daria - Easy there, speedy.
Jodie - The nerve of that idiot! Listening to my business plan and all my answers to his questions, then asking if your father would cosign the loan. Why? Because you're the right color.
Daria - At least you called him on it.
Jodie - All I want is to be judged on my own merits, you know?
Daria - Maybe they won't be so stupid at the next bank.
Jodie - Maybe, maybe not.
(at the second bank)
Loan Officer - Hi, girls. I understand you're looking to start up a brand-new business. Tell me all about it.
Jodie - Yes, we're very excited about our idea, and we've put together a comprehensive business plan with the help of my father, Andrew Landon.
Loan Officer - Oh! The folding coffee cup guy?
(Jodie smiles, Daria frowns)
Jodie was a pragmatist, Daria wanted to stick to the principle of "the world shouldn't be this way". If the new show is like that then I'm hopeful, but if every show is a about (as BforB eloquently put it) "afterschool special on performative wokeness" then I'm worried.Jodie - Uh-huh. Why don't you tell me what you think happened?
Daria - Okey-doke. What I think happened is: you went to one bank and a loan officer dismissed you on the basis of your youth and possibly your race, until he found out who your father was, at which point he started kissing your butt, you called him a hypocrite, and we walked out.
Jodie - That's right.
Daria - Only to go into a second bank where the first words out of your mouth were your father's name.
Jodie - What are you getting at, Daria?
Daria - Well, which was more hypocritical: the first guy's changing his tune when he found out who your father was, or you making sure the second guy knew who your father was before he formed an opinion?
Jodie - Are you calling me a hypocrite?
Daria - No, I'm just saying...
Jodie - Hey, our assignment was to get a loan, not save the world. We were supposed to approach an adult financial situation like adults and that's exactly what I did. I used the resources at my disposal to get the loan -- my dad's name. And if I happened to depart from your black-and-white world of ethics -- no pun intended...
Daria - None taken.
Jodie - ...and wandered into a gray area, then too bad. Maybe the first guy was a racist, maybe not. Maybe I was right. Maybe I overreacted. Hey, you wouldn't be working with me if you weren't fighting with Jane. Does that make you a racist?
Daria - Don't be ridiculous.
Jodie - Don't tell me what's ethical and what's not. I approached it like a smart businessperson and I got the loan.
Daria - Fair enough.
Jodie - Are we done here?
Daria - Oh, yeah, we're done.
I'd have to disagree with you about it being the only time the show got political though;
doesn't have the original music tho![]()