My boyfriend is comatose

[Bex]

and I don't remember last night. How is babby formed?

Advice or how long it takes to smother someone if they have Alzheimer’s.

 

[Channy]

You guys were having sex while on the phone with me, weren't you.... WEREN'T YOU?!

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Always knew alex was a midget

 

[Alex]

I don't remember last night either, clearly a sign of great success

Also lol my eyes look fucked. ftw

 

[Cthulhu]

Also lol my eyes look fucked. ftw

...what if they were?

 

[Alex]

No I was obvs just pretending to be japanese. Shit was SO kawaii

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Now that yopy mentions it i could imagine becks taking a big ol strap-on to the eyes of alex.

 

[Alex]

Yeah so could I ;.;

No joke

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yeah so could I ;.;

No joke

It's the glasses aint it?

 

[Cthulhu]

Alex'd put anything in his eyes - booze, drugs, and Bex's cock.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is alex paris hilton?

 

[Alex]

Alex'd put anything in his eyes - booze

Yeah done that

Is alex paris hilton?

No, I'm actually good looking. Paris Hilton is a dog

 

[CK]

and I don't remember last night. How is babby formed?

Advice or how long it takes to smother someone if they have Alzheimer’s.

someone iz stoneeeeeeeed.

 

[Alex]

Actually that was after like the one night we didnt get stoned iirc.

 

[CK]

Wow. Your eyes are as red as the devils dick.