No Pudding, No Bitches, No Boobs

[DevilGun]

Hah and still you looked into this Thread!
Yeah right, No Pudding, No Bitches, No Boobs - just me - you must know - i am the one from the (german) INTERBLAG (also known as Internet, but i'm a big fan of XKCD) - and thats enough for a good thread.
Now that you all want to post a comment - please remember, that a database is limited to the space of web - so ask spiderman if its not big enough.


WHOAAAOOW i am really excited - hi there!



(Please - no german words, you learned in school about the time 1939-45 )

 

[Celes Chere]

There's a bitch and boobs now.

Hi there. Have fun, yes?

German? Then you like LaFee?

 

[Frostwave]

Adding another bitch. Sadly, I bring no boobs.

Welcome.

 

[DevilGun]

LaFee? AHH get out here!

 

[Cthulhu]

I wasn't alive in '39-'45, :/. German was around '98 - '02, ergo, tassentuchen.

 

[I Am Not Me]

I has no boobs. Yet.

I has pudding though. And a female dog.


WELCOME

 

[Tetsujin]

Hallo, ich denken ich spreche die deutsche sehr gut.



Hallo und so.

 

[Cthulhu]

ABER ICH KAN DIE DOITSEN SPRACHE VIELEN BESSER SPRACHEN, IMHO .

 

[Shademp]

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!!!

 

[mentaz]

WOLKSVAGEM

 

[DevilGun]

LoL Thats so funny

 

[MissSugar]

Hallooo und willkommen lool können ja viel mehr deutsch hier als ich dachte XD

 

[DevilGun]

MissSugar, they are so cute, trying to speak german. I wonder if i am as cute as them, trying to speak english

 

[MissSugar]

nah you translated CoL into german, it was very good So I guess your english must be pretty fine hehe

 

[Cthulhu]

Note that my German was intentionally shit - it's a tad better than that. But not much, .

 

[Bex]

Willkommen!

Leider, konnte ich nur ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen.

 

[Shademp]

Stop with ze sprechen of ze deutsche language. You must not ischolate from ze othersch. And yesch all you schneed to speak deutsch is to add "sch" or "ich" to every word.

 

[DevilGun]

We should make a "Learn German With Sherman" Thread.

Oh, damn, my Nickname isn't Sherman...

 

[Tetsujin]

Stop with ze sprechen of ze deutsche language. You must not ischolate from ze othersch. And yesch all you schneed to speak deutsch is to add "sch" or "ich" to every word.

 

[Munatik]

So um...Willkommen und Scheisse?

 

[DevilGun]

Thanks for the welcome... but why shit?

 

[Munatik]

Because that's what we always say. Plus we figure the newbies could use a starter supply so they can immediately begin poo-flinging like we do.

 

[Tetsujin]

I'd have said it like "Willkommen und der ganze Scheiß..."

 

[Arianna]

Welcome to the boards!

 

[Ⓐaron]

Willkommen und der ganze Scheiß...