@Mage, I got profiteroles in the end but I couldnt enjoy them because Im all frazzled. Even though I swore off junk I reckon I'm gonna go tomorrow and get some clotted cream from one of the (too) many farm shops round here. And we're getting chromecast at some point so then I can watch
illegally downloaded Being Hugh Mann and stuff on the big telly and have it all look extra pixelly.
Just imagine the woman is you or something
That is how this whole pornography deal works isn't it?
And incidentally that is the second filthy* gif I have seen today, the other was Richard Armitage so y'know......the universe likes me. Although I am far too tired to crack one off now so maybe I'm being taunted?
also this keyboard is acting all fucking screwy now..... there is schmutz under the shift key. Now I've borken the shift key off and theres a little plastic nipple underneath....
I think i've gone a bit mad, Im typing like Im drunk but I havent had anything other than Schloer.
*Your definition of filth may vary.