I AM NOT A BOOB.
It's actually Birmingham Mums. Brum is the affectionate name for it, although most people prefer 'shitehole'. Can't for the life of me think why.
You make him sound edible. He's got chickenpox, so he's being a grumpy little shit. Other than that, he's fat, happy and shouts a lot. First birthday this month too. I'm busy and have dented pockets.
A. The AKA field is a godsend when joining new forums.
Yeah, he still posts on FFOF every so often to remind me that cuntdom still exists.
All babies in my family are born like it. Josh is the first to be platinum blond though.