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Megatron

tits or gtfo
AKA
Moo, Meuterei, Destroyer of Worlds
#1
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled forum activity for a special announcement. There's been a terrible explosion at The Lifestream! We've already got a man on the scene, can you hear us, Megatron?

*scene changes to General Discussion, shaky camera focuses as best as it can manage*

Megatron: Loud and clear, boss. As you can see by the carnage, this is pretty much ground zero. We now know it was definitely a Drama Bomb, estimated at over 9,000 kilotons. There's still some shit flying around, so we may ha--*BOOM!!* OSHIT, Take cover!! Hey, keep the camera rolling! We're gonna get the pulitz--

*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep :awesome:
 

Megatron

tits or gtfo
AKA
Moo, Meuterei, Destroyer of Worlds
#11
*audio feed kicks in, sirens can be heard in the background*

Megatron:
...are we back yet? Sweet, we're back! No video yet, the last one seems to have busted the camera pretty bad. The cleanup crew has arrived, but it looks like they're just pushing everything that's on fire into a pile so it only burns in one spot. We haven't seen any relief efforts on the scene yet.

-loudspeaker voice- MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Megatron: Oshit, quick, duck under the van!
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
#13
Maybe we should start roleplaying Cloverfield?

I want to be the girl.

EDIT: GOD DAMNIT DACON, HOW MANY SECONDS AHEAD OF ME WAS THAT
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
#15
It's what you get for living on the colonies.
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
#19
The resident therapist must chime in: Ugh. :awesome:

Megatron;62862[B said:
Megatron:[/B] ...are we back yet? Sweet, we're back! No video yet, the last one seems to have busted the camera pretty bad. The cleanup crew has arrived, but it looks like they're just pushing everything that's on fire into a pile so it only burns in one spot. We haven't seen any relief efforts on the scene yet.
... As resident therapist, I have now entered the scene. :lol:

Honestly, though - I hope things will calm down; tonight has been ... odd.
 
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A

Great Old One
#21
Well, it looks like the forum is slowly healing (I think), so hopefully this'll be the worst night TLS encounters. :monster:
 

Megatron

tits or gtfo
AKA
Moo, Meuterei, Destroyer of Worlds
#23
... As resident therapist, I have now entered the scene. :lol:
Megatron: Wow, I wish you guys could have seen that... Dave, GET THE CAMERA FIXED ALREADY! ...some crazy lady just walked up into the middle of the fray. A looter carrying a TV damn near knocked her skull in before he noticed she was there. Now I think she's trying to talk to the fire :awesome:
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
#24
Megatron: Wow, I wish you guys could have seen that... Dave, GET THE CAMERA FIXED ALREADY! ...some crazy lady just walked up into the middle of the fray. A looter carrying a TV damn near knocked her skull in before he noticed she was there. Now I think she's trying to talk to the fire :awesome:
... I wouldn't be surprised! :P
 
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