The Karate Kid (2010)

Makoeyes987

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Smooth Criminal
Good to know 2010 is off to a great start in terms of studios churning out shitty remakes of films.
 

Super Mario

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Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Jackie Chan's ok, I might give this a download. OR STREEEAAAAM.


What pisses me off is why the fuck do they call it 'Karate' when it's actually Kung Fu???
 

Lord Noctis

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Caius Ballad
This looks fail. But then again I dislike any movie where a kid or teenager trains for a cuple of weeks or months with an old master and is suddenly a black-belt level martial artist. It doesn't fucking work that way.

It takes years to develop that kind of skill.
 

Charles Xavier

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Because all Asians and everything from Asia are the same in Hollywood.

:@ Hollywood should really open up their minds and at least do some research. There a BIG difference between kung-fu and karate, let alone countries like China, Korea and Japan are NOT the same country, and don't share the exact same culture!
 

Makoeyes987

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Dude, this is the same Hollywood that made the multicultural cast of Avatar, white.

Expecting them to know such mundane nuances such as the differences of Kung-Fu and Karate is rather hilarious. :monster:
 

Strangelove

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hitoshura
I hope there's a scene where Karate/Kung Fu Kid eats some sushi after Tai Chi and his girlfriend is studying to be a geisha but his Tae Kwon Do expert rival spoils it for her.

Also, that they're all good at maths. I might see it then.
 

Charles Xavier

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I could say that its just the inherent racism of Hollywood casting but that'd just be too cynical wouldn't it? :awesome:

Meh, probably. >_>

I hope there's a scene where Karate/Kung Fu Kid eats some sushi after Tai Chi and his girlfriend is studying to be a geisha but his Tae Kwon Do expert rival spoils it for her.

Also, that they're all good at maths. I might see it then.

LOL, now that's hilarious! :D
 

Cat Rage Room

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Mog
I hope there's a scene where Karate/Kung Fu Kid eats some sushi after Tai Chi and his girlfriend is studying to be a geisha but his Tae Kwon Do expert rival spoils it for her.

Also, that they're all good at maths. I might see it then.

Is this before or after the Starcraft tournament scene?
 

Strangelove

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hitoshura
Is this before or after the Starcraft tournament scene?
The whole film happens during a tournament. So the Cool Westerner can stomp on in and show up those Geeky Asians who sit around playing video games all day.

Rival will miss the big final fight because his ultra-strict parents beat him for not getting all A's at school.

Also, some Muslim terrorists are hiding somewhere.
 

Hisako

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Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
If there's no waxing on and waxing off in this movie I will be severely disappointed


I might watch this movie as a DVD rental, it might actually be worth renting for fun. At the very least Jackie Chan is always fun to watch. The Forbidden Kingdom was only watchable because of the badass fight scenes and the Monkey King.
goddamn Monkey King
 

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I'm too depressed to get heated over this. That's bad right?
 

DrakeClawfang

The Wanderer of Time
Never seen the original Karate Kid. On the one hand, Jackie Chan is always a joy to watch. On the other hand:

Chan has told interviewers that film cast members have been referring to the movie as The Kung Fu Kid and believes the film will only be called Karate Kid in America, and Kung Fu Kid in Asia

:facepalm:
 

Hisako

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Satsu, BRIAN BLESSED, MIGHTY AND WISE Junpei Iori: Ace Detective, Maccaffrickstonson von Lichtenstafford Frabenschnaben, Polite Krogan, Robert Baratheon
Yeah I'm honestly not bothered. Like one of the comments said, the fact that they called it "The Karate Kid" could just be for marketing purposes to get people to watch it. Chan said himself that it's not really a remake.

EDIT: I see where they put in the wax on-wax off thing. I'm only slightly disappointed :monster:
 
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DLPB

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Seifer Almasy, DanielReturns
Please tell me this is a joke? Myagi must be spinning in his grave.
 
Come on guys it's honestly not THAT bad. the only really offputting things in it are will smiths spawn, the title not being correct, and chan fighting 9 yr olds to show off his skillz.

that said I wont watch it in theatres, but I'll definetly watch it at some point.
 

Charles Xavier

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Come on guys it's honestly not THAT bad. the only really offputting things in it are will smiths spawn, the title not being correct, and chan fighting 9 yr olds to show off his skillz.

that said I wont watch it in theatres, but I'll definetly watch it at some point.

Of course. I'm not implying the movie's already crap just because the title's wrong. I've hardly watched it for myself, so I can't say as of now whether the movie's good or bad.
 

Carlie

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Chloe Frazer
I'm going to see it, it can't possibly be worse than the Karate Kid part 3 and The Next Karate Kid though yeah last I check kung fu and karate are not the same thing
 
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