The Love Triangle of FFVII Part IV: A New Hope

[Makoeyes987]

The Love Triangle of FFVII. In Hitoshura's hands, it is dangerous. In the hands of Quexinos, it is pure evil. This is The Lifestream's greatest battle. And it is for all of us.

Who does Cloud love, and why? Choose your side. And know that peace will only come at the end of the struggle.

Nobody wants war. But we want to keep the threat alive.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Who does Cloud love?

Tifa.

/thread

 

[Tennyo]

Lame.

Also, I say put it in the hands of Quex. I like evil.

 

[null]

Meet the new thread, same as the old thread.

 

[Makoeyes987]

At least now, people won't bitch about having to read about 500 pages

For now.

 

[Tennyo]

We're still going to tell everyone to go read the old thread now. You know that, right?

 

[Max Caulfield]

At least now, people won't bitch about having to read about 500 pages

For now.

Give it a few days.

 

[null]

Haha. Y'all should start a new thread every 20 posts, or whatever the default threshold per page is.

"There's no way I'm reading all the way to the top of the page, but..."

"If it weren't a debate we wouldn't have a full page of posts."

 

[crack]

Why is all about who Cloud loves? The people here focus more on who Aerith loves, anyways.

And I'm posting the first gif here and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

 

[null]

Sweet gif.

Also, the thread title makes me want to discuss why there's never been a good Superman movie.

 

[crack]

Also, the thread title makes me want to discuss why there's never been a good Superman movie.

Because Superman doesn't look nearly as good in tights as the Batman does.

 

[Max Caulfield]

So... are we going to pick up where we left off (Aerith being dumb) or are we going to start on a new topic? Like, how Aerith and Tifa really belong together and Cloud is just getting in the way.

 

[Makoeyes987]

So you're saying Tifa's a necrophiliac?

Lesbian zombie sex...

Spoiler: Hmmm....

 

[null]

That's an utterly misleading hmmmmm link tbh.

 

[Makoeyes987]

That's an utterly misleading hmmmmm link tbh.

Well I did have to think about it for a bit

 

[crack]

So... are we going to pick up where we left off (Aerith being dumb) or are we going to start on a new topic? Like, how Aerith and Tifa really belong together and Cloud is just getting in the way.

It's more like Tifa and Aerith getting in the way of Cloud and Zack.

EDIT: second page AHHHH

 

[Makoeyes987]

So Cloud's the necrophiliac for Zack?

Zombie buttsecks....? Yeah...

 

[Max Caulfield]

It's more like Tifa and Aerith getting in the way of Cloud and Zack.

With Tifa and Zack frequently rendezvousing.

 

[null]

So which minor tangent are we going to pointlessly argue over next, folks?

 

[Makoeyes987]

With Tifa and Zack frequently rendezvousing.

......Tifa the necro, and Zack?

 

[Makoeyes987]

So which minor tangent are we going to pointlessly argue over next, folks?

I changed my mind. Aerith's a dumb bitch for going off on her own. And Tifa is a dirty whore.

 

[crack]

So Cloud's the necrophiliac for Zack?

Zombie buttsecks....? Yeah...

Why is it all about sex with you? Abstinence is they key here, that's the purest form of love.

And when Square Enix decides to kill off both Tifa and Cloud, they can have all the rabbit sex they want in the Lifestream. The day they die would be like their wedding day.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Why is it all about sex with you? Abstinence is they key here, that's the purest form of love.

And when Square Enix decides to kill off both Tifa and Cloud, they can have all the rabbit sex they want in the Lifestream. The day they die would be like their wedding day.

Is it still considered necrophilia if both parties are dead?

 

[Makoeyes987]

Why is it all about sex with you? Abstinence is they key here, that's the purest form of love.

If abstinence is the purest form of love. Then fuck love. With a 12 inch dildo.

 

[null]

I changed my mind. Aerith's a dumb bitch for going off on her own. And Tifa is a dirty whore.

You didn't change it to begin with.