Pff, you know the honorable thing is to stick a knife in one's gut and drag horizontally. Vertically, and/or multiple times if they were really badass,
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I've actually been on call in case something was up about work about two and a half years ago (and IIRC I got a little bonus for that, too). Of course, it was completely ineffective because I slept through the text messages I got from the monitoring software, and even if I didn't I ignored it because usually it was a false alarm anyway,
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ahem, anyway, Red, thanks <3. We haven't had any issues since you woke up and probably refreshed the page / disabled the top 10 stats / turned off those addons.
I had a look at the Javascript code used to reload the stats, what I saw didn't look broken at all; it instructed the browser to reload the stats exactly once every 10 minutes, hardcoded values and shit. All I can think of is that one of your plugins or addons or whatever was programmed poorly and apparently caused that timeout to be reduced to 0, or the requests to just repeat indefinitely at the maximum speed (several times a second). IDK though. Anyway, seems to be fix0red now,