TLS Awards - Best Bust Thread

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Jason Tandro, Doc Brown, Santa Christ, FearAddict, Thibault Stormrunner, RN: Micah Rodney
#1
Okay, back by popular demand and the hearts desires of every horndog here here is the thread to show off your glorious chesticles.



Yes it's an old photo of me but it's still funny, damn it! :monster:
 

Channy

Bad Habit
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Ruby Rose, Lucy
#8
The old me wants to post boobage for posterity and tradition.

The new me is much fatter and doesn't want to blind everyone. :monster:

Good job ladies :wacky:
 

Octo

KULT OF KERMITU
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Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
#17
You know what bigger boobs do?

They sag

And then when you lay on your back they try to roll up into your armpits.

Trust me, it's not very attractive.
QFT.

Not only that, they catch all manner of crumbs, they try to escape from bras - even well fitting ones. If you roll over in bed too fast they can make a clapping noise. They stop you sleeping comfortably on your front. When you have a bath/shower it takes 9000 hours to dry the undersides with a towel - usually you have to use talc.

The good things about big boobs (imo):

They stick out further than my stomach - creating an illusion of er....less fatness?

Theoretically they can be used as a distraction (never had to do this)

er...

That's it.

Oh I guess you could keep pens or pencils under them, if for some reason you were naked and required to keep hold of writing implements while your hands were otherwise occupied. :closedmonster:
 
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Sledged
#20
I know I wouldn't want mine much bigger! I imagine they'd get in my way, lead to back pain, wouldn't stay pert as I get older etc.

I'm happy so long as I have enough of a cleavage to stuff an mp3 player down when I'm wearing clothes with no pockets. Very handy, except that the screen lights up periodically and shines through my shirt. I am Iron Man :monster:
 

Carlie

CltrAltDelicious
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Chloe Frazer
#25
I know I wouldn't want mine much bigger! I imagine they'd get in my way, lead to back pain, wouldn't stay pert as I get older etc.

I'm happy so long as I have enough of a cleavage to stuff an mp3 player down when I'm wearing clothes with no pockets. Very handy, except that the screen lights up periodically and shines through my shirt. I am Iron Man :monster:
I like the size of mine too, not small and not big enough to stuff things. I like sports, if they were bigger, it would make playing uncomfortable.

 
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