Toxic Sexuality Speculation Thread

[looneymoon]

Cloud - twink in denial, very much in the closet

Sephiroth - asexual daddy Dom. conceptually unaware of the closet

Cid - toxic straight

Barret - straight, possibly celibate (too dadcore)

Aerith - openly bisexual

Tifa - closeted lesbian except for Cloud (he is femme enough)

Vincent - gay for pay emo man

Yuffie - the generation that "is not into labels"

Nanaki - he's a child, stop

Cait Sith/Reeve - this man is an incel

 

[Theozilla]

Cloud - twink in denial, very much in the closet

Sephiroth - asexual daddy Dom. conceptually unaware of the closet

Cid - toxic straight

Barret - straight, possibly celibate (too dadcore)

Aerith - openly bisexual

Tifa - closeted lesbian except for Cloud (he is femme enough)

Vincent - gay for pay emo man

Yuffie - the generation that "is not into labels"

Nanaki - he's a child, stop

Cait Sith/Reeve - this man is an incel

Nanaki is technically a teenager and his literal backstory includes him having to prep for a mating ritual with Deneh. Also of all those listed characters, Nanaki is the only one who is ever shown with biological offspring.

So technically, of all the main characters, Nanaki is the only one we can say, without a possibility for denial, fucks (or will fuck to be precise).

 

[Ite]

Cloud is a transfem lesbian egg.

Tifa is a demisexual lesbian.

Aerith is bisexual and insatiably hypersexual.

Barret is pansexual but has only ever kissed Myrna.

Cid is straight but will make exceptions if they flatter his ego.

Reeve, aside from being a furry, can’t get interested unless he is humiliated or in real danger.

 

[looneymoon]

oh my god I logged on and I forgot I posted this while incredibly high lmao.

Furry Reeve tracks way more than incel Reeve good good.

Hojo is a monsterfucker.

Scarlet views being a dominatrix as charity.

Heidegger is straight except for cat boys.

President ShinRa was on the Epstein flight logs.

Rufus is gay.

Reno is a slutty power bottom.

Rude is stone butch.

Tseng is married to his job.

Elena is bisexual but currently going through her comphet phase.

 

[Fangu]

This thread is a TLS gem. You won't find this elsewhere (don't argue)

 

[null]

This is weirdly educational for me. I’m like, what’s a demisexual? From that point it’s exactly like going down the rabbit hole on TV Tropes. (Also TIL half the planet is on the ace spectrum and has no idea)

 

[ForceStealer]

This is weirdly educational for me. I’m like, what’s a demisexual? From that point it’s exactly like going down the rabbit hole on TV Tropes. (Also TIL half the planet is on the ace spectrum and has no idea)

I'm the furthest thing from an expert, but I think actually know that one. It's someone who requires an emotional connection with someone to be sexually attracted to them.